The right shoe takes on the ribbed skull-cap material worn by Cheech, while the left shoe features a paisley bandana print inspired by Chong. Accompanying each pair of shoes will be two sets of interchangeable black and — yes– green laces.

I was celebrating 4/20 with such enthusiasm and reckless abandon that I somehow forgot that Nike has quietly released a marijuana inspired shoe to show their support to the smokey cause. Only 1,000 pairs of the kicks were manufactured, making them almost as impossible to find as a top in West Hollywood. Nike knows their consumers, they ensured every pair have a stash pocket! I love a stash pocket, now my anus won’t be so sore all the time. Well, maybe a little sore.

Last year the mega shoe manufacturer released “Skunk” in honor of the highliday. A tattered mess of muted shades of green suede that I imagine was to resemble a bud of weed, but ended up just looking like it was assembled from remnants off the floor of Wilson’s.