So many reality stars switching to porn, I can barely keep up. First it was Ronnie in Playgirl, then Big Brother’s Steven Daigle in porn, and now Joey. Remember that douche-a-sauras Joey Kovar from Real World? What about Joey Kovar on Celebrity Rehab, battling alcoholism? Yeah that one!  That’s him!

Well now that Joey’s all cured, he’s starting a new life and making better choices. Like posing for February’s Playgirl FULL FRONTAL, for only $20,000. That’s like 10K after taxes, tanning, and hair gel Juiced Up Joey will need in order to prepare for his close up. Let’s all pray Joey’s dick is as swollen as his muscles, because something tells me we’re going to be disappointed.  Let’s just be glad Playgirl doesn’t require him to talk.

If you think I’m being overly critical, just watch him NOT win you over in this Youtube workout video.

“I take a lot of pride in how hard I work on my body … The Situation ain’t got nothin’ on me.”

Joey …one note from a Gay. Stop working your upper body!! You have legs too, you know.