Celebrity Rehab’s Joey Kovar, Posing NUDE for Playgirl

So many reality stars switching to porn, I can barely keep up. First it was Ronnie in Playgirl, then Big Brother’s Steven Daigle in porn, and now Joey. Remember that douche-a-sauras Joey Kovar from Real World? What about Joey Kovar on Celebrity Rehab, battling alcoholism? Yeah that one!  That’s him!

Well now that Joey’s all cured, he’s starting a new life and making better choices. Like posing for February’s Playgirl FULL FRONTAL, for only $20,000. That’s like 10K after taxes, tanning, and hair gel Juiced Up Joey will need in order to prepare for his close up. Let’s all pray Joey’s dick is as swollen as his muscles, because something tells me we’re going to be disappointed.  Let’s just be glad Playgirl doesn’t require him to talk.

If you think I’m being overly critical, just watch him NOT win you over in this Youtube workout video.

“I take a lot of pride in how hard I work on my body … The Situation ain’t got nothin’ on me.”

Joey …one note from a Gay. Stop working your upper body!! You have legs too, you know.

This GayStoner Submission Is BURNING UP!

Can I just say there are some pretty tasty Buds out there tokin’ on buds. If you thought Gay Stoners were fat-musical watching-slackers GUESS AGAIN! This tanned & toned hottie sent in his picture to JOINT@GAYSTONERS.COM to show us all who we could be smoking with. I don’t know where he’s located, Heaven probably, but I feel terrible that he has to smoke his reefer in the restroom.Let me take a hit of that and gaze into your blue (grey?) eyes while we talk about the cultural impact of the Snorks. Now that we’re on the topic of talking about nothing…. you can do so everyday at 4:20 PT in our stoners chat room. Yesterday we spoke to some mid-west boys who loved running and vaporizers.

New Fuel For Local Papers: Medicinal Marijuana Ads

COLORADO SPRINGS — When it hit the streets here last week, the latest issue of ReLeaf, a pullout supplement to The Colorado Springs Independent devoted to medical marijuana, landed with a satisfying thud.

Forty-eight pages in all, it was stuffed with advertisements for businesses with names like Mile High Mike’s, Happy Buddah and the Healthy Connections (which enticed potential customers with promises of “naughty nurses” to tend to patients’ needs).

A full-page ad in ReLeaf costs about $1,100, making the publication a cash cow for The Independent, which has used its bounty from medical marijuana ads this year to hire one new reporter and promote three staff members to full time.

The paper has also added a column called CannaBiz that follows news from across the country; its author is the new marijuana beat writer.

What would happen in the many communities now allowing medical marijuana had been a subject of much hand-wringing. But few predicted this: that it would be a boon for local newspapers looking for ways to cope with the effects of the recession and the flight of advertising — especially classified listings — to Web sites like Craigslist.

But in states like Colorado, California and Montana where use of the drug for health purposes is legal, newspapers — particularly alternative weeklies — have rushed to woo marijuana providers. Many of these enterprises are flush with cash and eager to get the word out about their fledgling businesses.

“Medical marijuana has been a revenue blessing over and above what we anticipated,” said John Weiss, the founder and publisher of The Independent, a free weekly. “This wasn’t in our marketing plan a year ago, and now it is about 10 percent of our paper’s revenue.”

It is hard to measure what share of the overall market they account for, but ads for medical marijuana providers and the businesses that have sprouted up to service them — tax lawyers, real estate agents, security specialists — have bulked up papers in large metropolitan news markets like Los Angeles, San Francisco and Denver.

“This is certainly one of the fastest growing industries we’ve ever seen come in,” said Scott Tobias, president and chief operating officer of Village Voice Media, which publishes alternative weeklies across the country.

Alternative weeklies are not the only publications raking in medical marijuana lucre. Dailies like The Denver Post and The Bozeman Daily Chronicle in Montana are taking advantage of the boom and making no apologies.

“My point of view is, for the moment at least, it’s legal,” said Stephanie Pressly, publisher of The Daily Chronicle, adding that the paper generates about $7,500 a month in advertising from medical marijuana businesses. “The joke around here is that it’s a budding business.”

Newspaper publishers saw an opening for medical marijuana advertising after the Obama administration said last fall that it would not prosecute users and suppliers of the drug as long as they complied with state laws. Though many states have made legal allowances for medical marijuana for nearly a decade (the total now is 14 and the District of Columbia), that decision freed more people to market and sell it as a medical product.

Advertising demand for the drug grew so quickly in Village Voice Media’s Western markets that the company started publishing supplements late last year. It gave them cheeky names like “Chronic-le” in Denver and “The Rolling Paper” in San Francisco, Los Angeles and Orange County. The tag line in Denver displayed underneath a smiling, sauntering, sandal-wearing cartoon joint reads, “Your Guide to Medical Marijuana. Enjoy.”

In Colorado, where people have likened the explosion of medical marijuana to the state’s 19th-century gold rush, the market for ads and information about the drug has been especially strong. The summer 2010 issue of The Chronic-le, at 48 shiny pages, included features like “Toke of the Town,” a summary of the latest marijuana-related news, and a roster of the nearly 250 stores in the Denver area that sell marijuana.

Mr. Tobias said that in Denver money from advertising for marijuana-related businesses has totaled 15 percent of the weekly Westword’s revenue this year and nearly 40 percent of its classified advertising revenue. A small, eighth-page display ad on one of the paper’s glossy inside pages can cost $550.

-READ THE REST AT NY TIMES

Greg McKeon’s Dick Slang Dance LIVE

The dick dance - called the Dick Slang – is a REAL thing, usually only reserved for rappers and the hip hop community. It’s the new crave taking over. You just wear some gym shorts or in Playgirl Cover Model, Greg McKeon’s case, loose undies and let your dick flopping do all the work. Men can size each other up like animals in the wilderness now on the dance floor without having to actually dance. Why bother when you have a beautiful body and a baby arm?

So it’s made the jump from the young black community to the young gay community. Or maybe it was vice versa? We had strippers doing this waaaaaaay before they were. The Dick Slang is even a new thing at school dances that the teachers have to break up. “No dick slanging! No dick slanging!”. Remember when it used to be just Freakin’ that got you in trouble? Those were the daaaaaays!

I’ve watched this video of Greg five times already comparing him to the pros below.

At The Stoneys in LA

Alexis Arquette, Craig Robinson from The Office, Cheech, Chong, but not a hot gay stoner in sight. Except who I brought.

More to come…

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