The dick dance - called the Dick Slang – is a REAL thing, usually only reserved for rappers and the hip hop community. It’s the new crave taking over. You just wear some gym shorts or in Playgirl Cover Model, Greg McKeon’s case, loose undies and let your dick flopping do all the work. Men can size each other up like animals in the wilderness now on the dance floor without having to actually dance. Why bother when you have a beautiful body and a baby arm?

So it’s made the jump from the young black community to the young gay community. Or maybe it was vice versa? We had strippers doing this waaaaaaay before they were. The Dick Slang is even a new thing at school dances that the teachers have to break up. “No dick slanging! No dick slanging!”. Remember when it used to be just Freakin’ that got you in trouble? Those were the daaaaaays!

I’ve watched this video of Greg five times already comparing him to the pros below.