My cousin of all people sent this to me and I got an instant boner. Not to mention I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Shopping for kids clothes. EEEWWWW.

So I closed my phone immediately and ran home to share CHRIS BROWNS BOA with you, my gay stoner community.

I know now why Rihanna stayed with him for so long now, I mean, Chris Brown can smack me in the face with THIS anyday!

(Bong hit)

Whoa! Now I that just took a hit and it looks even bigger. I think the tip just winked at ME!

Anacondas usually swallow things but I’m wondering if I can swallow this anaconda. Hmmm.