Gay Stoner says puff on some Pussy Kush. As a respectable gay guy, it’s not very often that you find yourself uttering the word ‘pussy’ unless, of course, you’re taunting some little twink you brought home because he won’t let you pound at full throttle. Today, I offer you up the rare opportunity to use the aforementioned ‘pussy’ in a perfectly acceptable premise. If you are well located in the West Hollywood/Beverly Hills area, licensed puffer, with a pension for quality, I suggest you head (lol, I said head) to the Sunset Super Shop for some stoney strains and the opportunity to say pussy outside of having a dominant daddy yelling it at you because you can’t handle him elbow deep.

Note: Several vocabulary integration suggestions. It is essential that you remember to include the word ‘Kush’ following ‘pussy’. Failure to do so will result in a terribly awkward moment.

- Wow, that pussy kush smells so danky. Squeeze it again and put it up to my nose.

- That pussy kush is so sticky.

- This pussy kush is really green!

- How much for your pussy kush?

- I can’t get the smell of pussy kush off me.

- Pass that pussy kush over here.