I swear TO YOU I’ve gotten baked with a twin, boys and girls, and all have admitted experimenting with their twin. When pressured why it didn’t contimue, they shrug and claim the other sibling wasn’t into it after puberty. If you ever wanted to see two twins get it on your wish has been grated yet again but the Gay Mafia.

This is how I imagine the conversation going down with their mother….

MOM: HEY KIDS WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY AT WORK?

TWINS: WE’LL IT’S THE RECESSION MOM, SO WE JUST JACKED EACH OTHER OFF FOR MORE THAN $1000 BUCKS. We’re making big bucks and you said we were stupid!

Whenever I look at a porn star I think “This person has parents at home, who probably watching FOX News and eating butterscotch candies.”

The Los Angeles City Council on Tuesday tentatively approved an ordinance to close most of the city’s medical marijuana dispensaries, winding down months of debate on how to limit the rapid spread of such clinics.

The ordinance, if passed next week by a simple majority of the 15-member council, would cap the number of dispensaries at 70 and require them to be at least 1,000 feet from “sensitive uses” – schools, parks and other public gathering spots.

That is a gay ass if I’ve ever seen one. Straight men can’t stick out their asses like that, you have to delocate your hip. It takes a true Mo’ to really understand the arch and Scott looks like he’s done this position before at a bukake party! The arch is fully complete when someone is grabbing your hair from the back, right? That’s the gay arch, and Scott Herman’s got it down, don’t open your mouth though….it’s TOO much. The Real World Brooklyn star has found a way to keep us coming back for more, but notice he never shows us the Full Monty because it’s probably not as impressive as his hairless ass.

BUTT, I could look at his body all day. I used to have a flat ass myself, even with the gay arch, until I discovered Scott Herman’s homoerotic workout videos which I now do in my living room. You can’t eat Scott’s ass (or could you?) but you can get an arch like Scott!

What gym is he working out at, because I’m sure to run into him in the steam room for some stolen glances and towel tents!

I love the Ace Man, and would chose him in a gay orgy over Jimmy Kimmel any day. Listen to his pro stance on marijuana and never have to argue with dumb people about it again.

Ahh my Gay Stoners, we are so close to legalization here in California. So close I can smell the blunt wraps and influx of Benjamins from California’s Green Rush right here from where I sit at my computer….staring out my window at the sunset….stoned.

It’s a happy, and historic day here in Cali so sit back, relax, and enjoy the progress. California voters would rather have bigger cages for chickens and legalized marijuana than gay marriage. So they better fucking give me my medicine. Thanks!

“This historic vote marks the formal beginning of the end of marijuana prohibition in the United States,” said Stephen Gutwillig, California state director of the Drug Policy Alliance. “Making marijuana legal has now entered the public dialogue in a credible way. Decades of wasteful, punitive, racist marijuana policy have taken quite a toll in this country. The Public Safety Committee has demonstrated that serious people take ending marijuana prohibition seriously.”

Now the buzz is self-sustaining, indicating a willingness of America, as a whole, to engage the subject.

“The first time, nearly eight years ago, I attempted to pitch a marijuana-related story to CNN, they literally laughed at me,” remembers Bruce Mirken, a San Francisco–based spokesman for the Marijuana Policy Project. “The person who answered the phone burst out laughing. Now they’re calling us. We’ve been on various broadcasts and cable network shows 21 times this year — at least a couple on CNN. We’ve also been on the Today show, ABC World News, really all over.”

It’s set to techno so we can all bet he’s a sister.

I got lost on Youtube in the Abs section and found this little gem. I thought I was doing pretty good with my 10 pull ups on my butch pull up bar, and two pack but this guy’s A FREAK! He looks like an egg carton because, you know that’s like the only thing he eats. I’m a good gay stoner though, I’m active, no guilt here. I go hiking at Runyon and see other guys with hotter bodies but the only thing I’d change about my body are the numerous hair follicles.

He’s getting a little handsy down there past that egg carton.

Andy Dick was on The Adam Carolla Podcast and totally spilled the seeds on German Singer Nina Hagen being a HUUUUGE stoner. I guess Andy “Love Some” Dick was shooting a PETA campaign with Nina and Pam Anderson recently and said she smoked pot.

“I’ve recently befriended her because I’m in a commercial for PETA…. so I met Nina Hagen during this commercial you know, who’s this … she is ….she is a trip. The other thing about Nina is she doesn’t drink, she does smoke pot.”-Andy Dick

Which means they were high as a kite during the save the animals commercial. Oh like you wouldn’t smoke before that too!?

99 Luft Balloons remember? Now she probably has to gown her own stuff like me so she can afford her medicine.

LISTEN TO ADAM & ANDY HERE!

So many strands so little time, so cut the shake and focus on landing yourself some of these award winning leaves. Personally I thought Sour Diesel was the best of last year, and Grandaddy Purple, but then again…. I grow my own so I’m a biased bitch.

The Best Weed of 2009, based on A+ ratings from MarijuanaReviews! Strawberry Jab, Grand Daddy Black, True Blueberry Kush

Ok so they’re not extremely hot, but seeing these two straighties suck on anything that hard and that big will always get a click from Gay Stoners! Their stoner personas are Tang and Chubbs although I can’t tell which is which, and they’re going to test drive all the smoke out there so we don’t have to! I can’t decided which I’d get stoned and seduce, having our knees touch ever so slightly under the coffee table, but I think it’s the one on the right with his big BSL’s (Bong Sucking Lips).

Little tip guys, if you want hits you’re going to have to take yours with your shirts off. Just a thought…I was a producer in a past life so I know these things!

Medical Marijuana Bootcamp will launch on January first and it promises to be like no other show on the net. Oh yeah? Let’s see it!

I can’t find my stash this morning, I’ll look while you WATCH AND LEARN!

Since I can’t have the real thing I want it in duck fuck form.

SAN FRANCISCO — A group campaigning to put a marijuana legalization measure before California voters said Monday it has more than 650,000 signatures to qualify for the 2010 ballot.

The proposal would legalize possession of up to one ounce of marijuana for adults 21 and older. Residents could cultivate marijuana gardens up to 25 square feet. City and county governments would determine whether to permit and tax marijuana sales within their boundaries.

Go go gadget GANJA!

There’s no way in hell that Scott Herman made this video clip of his favorite ab song while it zooms in on his crotch over and over….OR DID HE!?

If he did, then congratulations Scott, you’re the ultimate narcissist and I love you for exploiting your ass and V shape torso on the internet. I applaud your courage to show me your crotch in a jock too. Skip the beginning where he talks about working out, and get to the musical montage of NEW SEMI NUDE PHOTOS.

I could watch it again. Scott deserves more than 8,900 hits! He does more crunches than that in a day GAYS!

As if I didn’t love her enough!