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Last night I almost spit out my late night naught food – Jack In The Box – when I saw Taylor in chaps. Can you believe they let him be sexualized in this way? WATCH Taylor grind and ride that bull like a cowboy from gay heaven. Watch Jimmy not.
Whichever producer came up with this segment give them a RAISE and a VACATION.
Those curly locks. That studded vest. That buttery voice melting over my heart!!!
Wow…whatever I smoked this morning is DAN-KEY because it’s making this suckfest watchable!
I can’t tell if this is old or new but please God let’s hope it’s old footage or someone is out a lot of money. Matthew is seen here singing “In a little while” from the movie “Once Upon a Mattress” with ‘Elf’s” Zooey Deschanel.
THE BAD NEWS IS…
If you are an American man you are more likely to have cancer in your prostate than any other part of you. It’s also more likely to kill you than any other form of cancer.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS…
Regular practitioners claim that a prostate orgasm is 400 percent more intense than a regular orgasm and can last for up to five minutes.
I read this arousing article from Vice magazine like five months ago and shared it with only one friend who I thought would find it interesting. Milking your prostate isn’t an article you forward to everyone because you can’t help but imagine what the person is going to do with the information you’re sending them.
I’ve never forgot about it, and I forget everything! Each time I watch Harry Potter it’s a new fucking movie because they’re so damn confusing. You know? So I never forgot this article and that’s why I’m sharing it with my fellow gay stoners.
We actually don’t have to worry about milking our unused prostates…because well, we USE them. But it’s a good conversation to bring up with your straight guys after smoking some really danky shit and freaking their FREAK.
A straight guy in London tries it out while his friend Ben takes photos….which is kind of gay dudes.
Once you get past the initial fear, it actually starts to feel kind of OK. Does that mean I’m gay? Because after 15 minutes I was almost into it.
READ IT, MILK YOURS, AND WRITE IN!
The dick dance - called the Dick Slang – is a REAL thing, usually only reserved for rappers and the hip hop community. It’s the new crave taking over. You just wear some gym shorts or in Playgirl Cover Model, Greg McKeon’s case, loose undies and let your dick flopping do all the work. Men can size each other up like animals in the wilderness now on the dance floor without having to actually dance. Why bother when you have a beautiful body and a baby arm?
So it’s made the jump from the young black community to the young gay community. Or maybe it was vice versa? We had strippers doing this waaaaaaay before they were. The Dick Slang is even a new thing at school dances that the teachers have to break up. “No dick slanging! No dick slanging!”. Remember when it used to be just Freakin’ that got you in trouble? Those were the daaaaaays!
I’ve watched this video of Greg five times already comparing him to the pros below.
TURNED ON HERE
THEN I CLICK THROUGH AND THERE’S A BUNCH OF BITCHES IN MY PORN, WATCHING!
MORE OVER BITCHES I CAN’T SEE! What are you even doing here anyways, he obviously likes dick! Noooo excuse ME!
Click through to be TURNED ON & WEIRDED OUT
