Stoner Vision: Jockstrap Gymnast Exhibitionist

I was just perusing Youtube with my new AppleTV (you must get one, more on that later) and my search for JockStraps turned up this muscle worshiper, worshipping himself. At first it’s really f-ing creepy but then he starts saying things like “I know I get you guys sweaty but you return the favor” and suddenly it’s an erotic comedy. HOTGYMNAST.com is somewhere between Bossy Bottom and Beefcake. Take a look beacuse his dirty talk gets him going. So much so, that towards the end you see a little happy spot on his undies. When he thinks about himself he touches himself.

How can this be on Youtube? WHO CARES!?? Jocky has a whole collection of videos to get us in the mood. Take a hit and watch in awe.

Also don’t forget to check out his used jocks for sale on his website! They make wonderfully floral Birthday presents.

Why Is Mary Kate’s Bodyguard This Hot & This Naked?

Ok my title’s a BIT misleading because his Moose Face knocks off a few hot points. But what the moose take away…the body giveth, my gay stoners.

Very Mary Kate is a viral epiodic from College Humor.com that always makes me cry laughing. Check it out!! Seriously some of the stuff they come up with is better than TV.

Added bonus : Gawking at these man thighs!

Glee’s Matthew Morrison As Prince Charming

Those curly locks. That studded vest. That buttery voice melting over my heart!!!

Wow…whatever I smoked this morning is DAN-KEY because it’s making this suckfest watchable!

I can’t tell if this is old or new but please God let’s hope it’s old footage or someone is out a lot of money. Matthew is seen here singing “In a little while” from the movie “Once Upon a Mattress” with ‘Elf’s” Zooey Deschanel.

Cute Boys Dance For Kylie Minogue’s ‘Get Outta My Way’

Welcome to the cheapest way to make a music video. Pay gays nothing to dance around half naked and lip synch your song!

Kylie Minogue is a genius new media marketer. I’m listening to the song and picking out which guy I’m going to sleep with from the lineup at the same time.

Get Outta My Way (Boys) Tribute from Jeremy Lucido on Vimeo.

Madonna’s Big Words & Being Bullied On Ellen

Did you see Madonna on Ellen? First she opens with by saying we need to stop these “Reoccurring Occurances” (?) then proceeds to keep using really big words and clutching a script with her killer arms. I was high on Sour Diesel and uncomfortable.

“I can totally relate to the idea of feeling isolated and alienated. I was incredibly lonely as a child, as a teenager. I have to say I never felt like I fit in in school. I wasn’t a jock. I wasn’t an intellectual. There was no group that I felt a part of. I just felt like a weirdo…It wasn’t until my ballet teacher who was also gay took me under his wing and introduced me to a community of artists of other unique individuals who told me it was good and okay to be different and brought me to my first gay disco and ironically made me feel I was part of the world and it was okay to be different.”

I loooooove this story about her ballet teacher. I ‘ve heard it a million times and it never gets old. Oh wait, it just got old.

Zach Galifianakis Bravely Smokes A Joint On Bill Maher!!

Holy Behyman Gay Stoners! Zach Galifianakis is smoking a joint on Bill Maher. No I’m not fucking kidding you. This is real and the other guest Margaret Hoover, has smoked before so when she sniffed it she confirmed it was real. I’m dying and so is Maher because he doesn’t want Prop 19 to pass at all:

Maher — a longtime opponent of legislation outlawing marijuana — welcomed Galifianakis (currently promoting his new buddy movie ‘Due Date,’ co-starring Robert Downey Jr.) to the set of his current-events talk show, where a live panel discussion ensued about California’s upcoming vote on whether to decriminalize the drug.

“It’s a tricky thing politically to jump on that bandwagon [and vote for the legalization of pot] because I think that maybe people still see it as taboo,” said the ‘Hangover’ star.-Popsugar

SSssshhh stop talking about Prop 19, let’s not draw attention to it. The less people know about things the better. When they’re in the booth alone they can make their own decision.

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