Taylor Lautner, In Chaps, Riding A Bull!!


Last night I almost spit out my late night naught food – Jack In The Box – when I saw Taylor in chaps. Can you believe they let him be sexualized in this way? WATCH Taylor grind and ride that bull like a cowboy from gay heaven. Watch Jimmy not.

Whichever producer came up with this segment give them a RAISE and a VACATION.

Bonjour, Girl! Disney Goes Gay

Turn up the volume on your computer all you Disney queers.

Ok this is like watching TV at my house. You know when all the gays in the room have a running commentary going along with the action and no one will shut up because really we’re more entertaining than whatever we’re watching.

Now some quick witted queen has dubbed Disney’s ‘Beauty & The Beast’ and almost reached a million hits in four days.It’s ‘Mystery Science Theater’ ….but funny.

Let’s hope Disney doesn’t find out about it and pull this one dow!!

The Hardest Thing About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You’re Gay

Need a good laugh? Who doesn’t? A buddy showed me this the other day. It had me laughing for the rest of the day.

If you have already seen this, then I’m sure you will want to see it again, and if you haven’t… grab a sweet kush J, puff, watch, and enjoy. Comic, Aziz Ansari is serving some coming out comedy paired with some Indian man thigh in his short-shorts.

“Can we just hurry this up, I just wanna get out there to the beach, you know, and have some fun, get the blades going…”

4/20 Flashback Stonervision

Remember the old television classics? No? Well, let me take you on a toke worthy trek through a trio of TV’s trippy marijuana mentions and hysterical anti-pot propaganda. It’s time for some short attention span theater.

Grab that bong and let’s watch some TV. Shall we start with some ‘Facts of Life’.

Tooti: “What do you hit it with to make it bong?”

Now on to some ‘Different Strokes’ because the World don’t move to the beat of just one drum.

Now let’s visit ’7th Heaven’.

“It’s not like we thought mom was a stoner or something”.

Penguin Laughs Hysterically While Being Tickled

Dude! I need one of these things ASAP.

Mr. & Mr. Cohen Have A Special Message For Us

I love the fact that Andy Cohen and Rugby hottie/model sensation Ben Cohen are sitting across from each other having a CROTCH OFF! Neither will cross their legs so I’m just staring at two big camel toes. Imagine the manly thighs covered with curly hair that lie beneath the legs of their pants. How did Ben Cohen get those yams through customs? I’m so distracted I’m not even listening to their touching message about tolerance and having friends who like pussy.

What drug do I need to ingest to hallucinate these two ripping off their clothes and raping each other?

Want more Ben Cohen? ME TOO!

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