The Original Joint For Us Online
Every once in a while, more often than less, you should give thanks to our generous Universe. A moment to take time and give gratitude for sweet weed, salty guys, and the tasty goodness that is day to day. Who better to lead you on this trek to thankfulness than Sister Indica of The Los Angeles Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence… woah… that was a mouthful. I like a good mouthful. Follow her enlightened smoke signals on Twitter.
Parched and arid from too many puffs on the magic smoke pole? It happens. Why not try some saliva inducing Diet Cock. I hear it tastes salty.
“Only one big calorie”.
So many reality stars switching to porn, I can barely keep up. First it was Ronnie in Playgirl, then Big Brother’s Steven Daigle in porn, and now Joey. Remember that douche-a-sauras Joey Kovar from Real World? What about Joey Kovar on Celebrity Rehab, battling alcoholism? Yeah that one! That’s him!
Well now that Joey’s all cured, he’s starting a new life and making better choices. Like posing for February’s Playgirl FULL FRONTAL, for only $20,000. That’s like 10K after taxes, tanning, and hair gel Juiced Up Joey will need in order to prepare for his close up. Let’s all pray Joey’s dick is as swollen as his muscles, because something tells me we’re going to be disappointed. Let’s just be glad Playgirl doesn’t require him to talk.
If you think I’m being overly critical, just watch him NOT win you over in this Youtube workout video.
“I take a lot of pride in how hard I work on my body … The Situation ain’t got nothin’ on me.”
Joey …one note from a Gay. Stop working your upper body!! You have legs too, you know.
If you like them long and skinny and reaching the furthest depths of your insides, you’re in luck. Look at the impressive giraffe like length of these joints. Better sit down and start sucking… it’s going to take a while.
A nice 8 inches to suck on before checking out who else is blazing in the woods?
