CLOGGED – Who’s The Gay Secret Smoker?
September 23, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Harry Pothead Actor Gets Community Service Cuz He’s Famous
July 21, 2009 By 1 Comment
“Harry Potter” actor Jamie Waylett, who plays Draco Malfoy’s henchman Vincent Crabbe, was sentenced to 120 hours of community service Tuesday for growing marijuana, The Associated Press reports
Well the judge believed he was growing 10 plants of marijuana in his house for personal use and up till this point had been a good citizen.
“I accept that the cultivation of this cannabis was on a small scale, and this was not in any way a commercial venture on your part. Nevertheless, you used a sophisticated growing system to do so.”
It doesn’t really help our pro-stoner movement when loser have grow set ups next to their Playstations. HELL- LER!
Stupid ass Judge doesn’t know one plant can yield up to one pound a marijuana which means even Jamie’s fat ass couldn’t consume all that.
The judge is obviously a Slitherine and is has the dark mark on his arm on his arm.
OUT Says “You’re A Moron If You Have A Problem With Bruno”
July 13, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Here’s the first high profile gay endorsing the extremely raunchy Bruno on CNN last night. OUT Magazine’s Aaron Hicklin doesn’t have a problem with Bruno and if you do well, you tight holed queens need to just get that fist out of your ass and breath a bit!!
I loved Bruno, but I did have to spend the rest of the day explaining to my girls that we don’t have poop on the walls after you do it.
Puff & Pass From: Queerty
Harry Pot Head Star Jamie Waylett Could Get 14 Years
July 8, 2009 By 1 Comment
People should use sorting hats on all their kids. You know that hat that reads the stuents of Hogwarts minds when they first enter the school and place them forver on their path? Jaime Waylett aka Loser Stoner Fuck Up, plays Malfoy’s fat bitch boy in all the movies but he’s not going to use Warner Brothers dollars for drug money anymore.
A fellow pot head, Jamie is facing some hard time for his home grown habits!!
“Jamie Waylett is due to appear at City of Westminister Magistrates Court later this month. He is charged with producing a Class B drug, namely 10 plants of cannabis,” a police spokesman says.
He was probably the dealer for the entire set and that’s why Hermione has been such a Debbie Downer lately.
See there are always and only two types of stoners. Fuck ups and functioning. I am a functioning stoner while Jaime who threw away buckets of money for some coke and pot plants is a fuck up.
Twitterview: Doug Benson Gets High With Brad Pitt & Gay Stoners.com
July 6, 2009 By 2 Comments
Comedian, cuddle bear, and celebrity stoner that once got high with Brad Pitt?
Yes it’s true, and I’ve uncovered many other bong banging secrets in my first ev-ah TWITTERVIEW! I used to think Twitter was useless, but after being able to contact and coerce Doug Benson into answering all my gay stoner questions made me want to Twat forev-ah!
GS: R U UP YET?
DB: Yeah, I’m up. Despite being a stoner, I’m an early riser. Early flights, morning radio interviews. I rarely get to sleep in. Boo and hoo.
GS: R U STONED?
DB: I “wake and bake” some days, but today I just “waked.” Which sounds like I went to a funeral. Smoking weed puts the “fun” in “funeral”!
GS: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GAY STONER & A STRAIGHT?
DB: I don’t think there’s a difference between gay and straight smokers. Pot is an equal opportunity enabler.
GS: WHOSE A CELEBRITY YOU’VE GOTTEN HIGH WITH YOU CAN NAME, AND ONE YOU CAN’T?
GS: DO YOU JACK OFF BEFORE OR AFTER SMOKING POT? WOULD YOU SHOT GUN (take a hit and blow into another’s mouth) WITH HUGH JACKMAN IF HE HAD GOOD WEED?
DB: I jack off before and after smoking. And I smoke before and after jacking off. I’d only shotgun with Hugh jackman if an actual shotgun is involved.
GS: WHAT’S THE GAYEST THING YOU’VE DONE WHILE HIGH?
DB: When I’m in NYC, I get high and go to Broadway musicals, so I guess that’s the gayest thing I’ve done while stoned.
GS: DO YOU PREFER BONGS, JOINTS, PIPES, OR VAPOR WHEN YOU SMOKE?
DB: I like smoking out of my vaporizer, but I also like bongs, pipes, joints, edibles – on the road I mostly smoke out of apples. Most hotels have ‘em sitting around in the lobby. It’s like a basket full of make-it-yurself pipes!
GS: FAV WEED?
DB: I try not to get attached to any particular strain of weed because you don’t know whether or not it will remain available.Like I really enjoyed a strain called Chocolope at last year’s Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam, but I’ve only seen it once or twice since.
GS: NO LOVE LIFE? LAST GF WAS WHEN?
DB: I’m on the road constantly, so it’s not easy to have a relationships. Women want you to be around all the time. They are so girly.
GS: PART OF MJ’S FUNERAL U MOST LOOK FORWARD TO TWAT 2MORROW? WILL U SMOKE WITH US N LA SOON
DB: I’m looking forward to tweeting about all the weirdness at MJ’s memorial. There will be weirdness, right? And I bet some cool things will.happen too. Mariah Carey will sing the shit of “I’ll Be There.” Of course I’d smoke with you guys. If you’re holding. Wink.
After edumacating the world with his myth bashing doc Super High Me proved that smoking pot has NO effect on your mental functions, Doug’s moved on to his movie podcast and Pepsi commercials.
Oh Doug, if only my mother and father had seen your documentary Super High Me maybe they would let me smoke inside.
You can catch Doug in action in LA July 13th, 24th, and don’t forget to download his addictive movie podcast, I LOVE MOVIES.
Gays I Want To Get High With: Nick & Bev
June 19, 2009 By 1 Comment
I need more black gay friends, the only one I had left for Arizona one day and never came back, but then again he was fucking crazing. I need some black friends like bitches Nick & bev to hang smoke some shit with. They look like they’re having a good ol’ time even though they’re surrounded by crap. That is not what Gay Stoners.com is about, we’re all about showing the other successful and functioning gay stoners, with some hot guys and news on the side.
Gay black guys make me look butch which is why I need more black friends. I’m getting so gay I’m watching sports just to stare at the players packages, if only for a moment.
One rule when we hang, we do it at my house bitch! You know it.
Was that good
NEXT CALLER!
