Whoa! I know, I know, it’s hard to pull your bloodshot and now not blinking eyes away from our resident stoner and fitness guru, Greg McKeon’s, gorgeous body and mouthwatering extremities but take note of that super cool Gay Stoner teeshirt stretched across his chest, just where you would like to be stretched. You want one (I’m referring to the teeshirt… not Greg)? Order your sexy Gay Stoner teeshirt over at Sold Out Clothing, before it’s sold out.

Sometimes I think I have chosen the wrong occupation. Clearly, the job to have is that of a photographer. This collection of tasty and tasteful test shots come via engineer gone photographer Henning Von Berg. Check out the galleries on his site… impressive stuff.

Want to meet Mr. McKeon and have your body look more like his? Of course you do… Head to West Hollywood Park this Wednesday at 10:30am for his free outdoor fitness class. Good times!

Ready to become “Dickmatized”? Are you ever not ready to get Dickmatized? I live a life constantly under the powerful, unrelenting, saliva inducing, serpent seeking spell of Dickmatization. It’s been something I have been dealing with since puberty. Dealing… enjoying… refining the crotch glance.

“I just can’t stop. I need that cock.”

The West Coast’s answer to NYC’s savvy, sexy in a dirty way, gay lyricist, Cazwel, Jonny McGovern has released his latest man meat packed video, this time for his most recent single, “Dickmatized”. Roll yourself a nice thick fattie, spark it up, and watch some serious man meat being flipped and flopped under the loose constriction of some shaft revealing short shorts and basketball shorts. Who doesn’t love a dude in a package highlighting pair of basketball shorts. Swing it, shake it, and slang it boys.

I’m trying to get you off my mind… but boy you got me dickmatized… it’s like you put me in a trance… you got the power in your pants”…

Our oh-so dashing, resident Gay Stoner hottie, Greg McKeon is featured heavily throughout the video with his tight and muscular build. You’ll also spot Kain Lanning grinding and whipping his big boy boa snake in his shorts. Why not? What’s a gay rap video without exceedingly hot boys slanging their dicks around like lassos at a rodeo… a gay rodeo. I want to be lassoed. Greg really is a a snake charmer with exceptional skills when it comes to the dick slang dance. Really.

Enjoy the video guys. Puff, puff, watch, watch… repeat.