Oh let’s SHOTGUN! Shotgun in my mouth!

(That never really works but I seduce gay stoners with it all the time. Really Dumb loaded straight dudes at 4am too. )

It was a terrific Tuesday Morning when I found Hottie Happy Trail Stoner who sent in his tat-alicious body pics\ for us all to rub our bongs too. Look he can do a push up, and his side says hope. As in I hope I get to redecorate his house when I go over to do him.

Crunch those Abs Gay Stoner!

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Damn, I have heard of Latino heat, but this is ridiculous. Looks real seedy there in that small hotel room with two singles…

Is someone taking photography this semester at the local junior college? Did your parents tell you that you’d have to move out if you didn’t enroll at the JC? This stoner boy is all sexy stoned with his sleepy, bedroom eyes. Hey you low rent Jared Leto, give me a puff of that green kush.

It’s such a nice day out to smoke on the moist side of a joint. Careful, don’t let any of that ash get on than smooth, shinny, and non-burning surface that is this stoner boys chest.

Puff, puff, pass!

This guys got a nice pole and a nice face but the seems like he should be take bigger rips. Slow it down and take it deeper. Coughing is so passe. Who am I to judge? Blogging is so passe.

Volcom skater hats make him a skater and that stoney blunt in his mouth makes him a sexy mother fucker. Get rid of that not so hot stoner in the background because there is no way I’m doing a gay stoner three-way with that chubster. Let’s just sneak off and puff on this J for a while…

Puff, puff, give, give!

How does he keep his mascara from clumping? What a bitch.

Damn, if smoking lung capacity sized bong rips with this unclearly ethnic smoker boy means my eye lashes with grow like his, light me up bitch. Don’t be stingy with your smoke or I’ll start plucking those pretty little eyes pubes off your dark and bloodshot eyes.

Thanks for getting your eyebrows waxed prior to your pot smoking photo shoot. Any other areas of hair growth that you have trimmed up recently? I will happily examine the quality of craftsmanship in the trimming.

Did you want to shotgun?

This guy is fuckin’ hot. Really hot. I love the strong, silent, stoner type, and this stoner guy totally has the silent part down.

That’s right. Just sit there with your shirt off and puff, don’t talk, just puff. Shirtless.

The A’s are my new favorite team, as soon as I figure out what sport they play.

This Hottie Smoking Pottie is all butch and even a bit intimidating. The PJ’s, not so much. The nipple is all tingly for me. He’s is totally into donkey punching. That brick wall is so manly and so hard.

Ha ha, I said ‘hard’.