Everyone is making their “It Gets Better Videos” but none, NONE, can top MIcahel Anthony’s cartoon of queerness.

“I see you doing a lot of fabulous shit baby. Fabulous shit!”

Talk to him at The WriteMichaelA@hotmail.com

You know these Hotties smoke the potties!

Jackass dudes + a pack of bears at Faultline in Silverlake, CA = One hot homo viewing party. You can tell those masochistique boys love the novelty of all the leather, and being “Woofed” at when they come in the door. So they brought a Jackass 3D sneak peak to their “favorite bar”/Faultline in Silverlake, CA where guys get BJ’s in the corner and everything smells like stale beer and piss.

Too bad Paramount never aired the ad according to LA Rag Mag.com.

SEE IT ALL HERE!

Last night me and a few drunk buddies, gays, gils, and guys, were having more fun than RuPaul in a wig shop spinning our luck on Chatroulette.com. The night went from innocent to basically us placing hot girls in front of the webcam so guys would actually talk to us. If you don’t bait the hook with some boobies, you’ll never get those hot college guys to take off their shirts.

Wait there’s a twist.

So after we get all the guys to take off their shirts, and our girl is just about to take off hers, we throw THIS gay Terry Richardson photo of two bears kissing in their face. It’s not porn it’s ART for VICE MAGAZINE and Terry Richardson is gifted. Mostly our “partner” would hit Next(F9) while we laughed at their disgust.

In an hour we met a guy in Spain, a college boy in San Diego with great Abs, a sleepover of girls too young to be on it (which we told them, and many, many, small penises in boxers. Lots and lots of small penis.

“NEXT F9! F9!”

Oh Bears & Vikings? Do we want to be ripped apart or raped and pillaged? CLICK THROUGH & choose your own medieval adventure!