Shit WeHo Queens Say & Shit GoGo Boys Say

I saw this latest incarnation of the “Shit People Say” trend today, and well… I coughed up a massive bong rip. Damn. Us gays love a trend, likely because we start and define them.

If you live in WeHo then I don’t have to tell you that the funniest and most spot on line is:

“I’m not waiting in line… text Woody.”

If you don’t live in West Hollywood, you’re missing out and if you don’t know Woody… then you are really missing out. Is there anyone who doesn’t know Woody? For the record, Woody is gay, not a stoner… but exceedingly cool nonetheless.

We also have WeHo gogo extraordinaire Greg McKeon offering up some well articulated and thought provoking philosophical theories that funnel through a gogo boys. Quite stimulating.

Gay Stoner Loves -The Shit White Girls Say About Black Girls VIDEO

It’s time to get a good laugh on. Laughing out loud is good for you, good for the soul, good for the buzz, good all around. Nothing facilitates a good laugh better than the shit white girls say about black girls. I love white girls, not to sleep with, but rather to talk about black girls with. Good times.

I think what I like the most about them, their not like, stereotypical, like, black people… you know what I mean?

That is some funny shit!

Gay Stoner Says Prepare To Laugh: Gay Lingo

Are you prepared to be screaming laughing? Is laughing ever bad? This ‘girl’ serves it all up in a matter of two minutes, messy wig, and all. I would say this is a well spent couple minutes of your day. Pass this one along…

Best line by far:

“I’m feeling cunty!”

Enjoy.

To Do: Smoke Weed & Be Gay

Let’s get real. Smoking weed can sometimes make you a bit forgetful, it happens. You might disagree, but that is because you don’t remember forgetting. No need to fret my pearl clutching, kush tokeing, friend. I have an appropriate to-do format for you. Pull up the photo below and print. Keep copies on your desk and help yourself to a more efficient day.

You’re welcome.

Bunny Says Happy 420

We haven’t stopped laughing since we saw this on the always good for a laugh, WOW Report. It’s just all sorts of wrong and I feel a bit guilty for enjoying it so much. I’ll be expecting an email from PETA soon after this posts.

It’s a bunny smoking a bong!

And yes, I will be posting this photo on Easter as well.

Celebrate! 420 Events Near You

Tens of thousands gather yearly at UC Boulder to celebrate 420.

Want to go to a rally with like minded tokers like yourself? Search for that hot stoner guy with hazy eyes and big arms at an event like the one in the above photo taken at the UC campus in Boulder, Colorado last year on 4/20? Do you want to feel the stoney spirit of the 4/20 highliday flow through you as you’re inspired to throw weed to the wind and dance in public? Behold this cannabis lovers comprehensive list of events compiled by our stoner sleuths at The Weed Blog. No matter where you live this list will guide you on this glorious Wednesday night to celebrate. I did notice that the list was missing the 420 extravaganza at The Office in WeHo that I know is going to be going on until late in the evening with hot guys sipping on cocktails and smelling of weed.

Enjoy your day and celebrate with friends. This toke is for you!

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