Dude Woah! Zac Efron Has Four Nipples

One, two, three, four, it’s nipples galore. You don’t care… because you’re a whore. (Does galore and whore rhyme? I think so)

Generally speaking, although you might find it hard to believe, I consider myself a man of moderation. For anyone, sexually skilled or not, four nipples are a lot of nipples to tweak while Zac flails around on top of you, hypothetically speaking, of course. Poor newly developing Zac Efron, with his bountiful gift of beauty it seems he was bestowed two too many mammary glands.

I could be wrong, but I think the medical term for this is ‘fourple’. Used in a sentence: Zac Efron is pretty fucking fine but that freaky fourpple situation he’s got going on isn’t doing favors for anyone.

I would suggest the WOW Report for all savvy Gay Stoners. They always keep me abreast of all the most relevant and important news.

SWEET Chris Pine Sighting At Sweet Lady Jane

Unfortunately he was wearing more than this…

I was soooo baked last night with two out of towners from St. Louis, so after smoking some Cali Kush we headed down to Melrose Ave to stuff our faces at the best bakery this side of the Mississippi – SWEET LADY JANE. While I was consuiming 2,000 calories of cream of berries mixed together and reliving my childhood, who should walk up? CHRIS PINE. Dressed in pencil black jeans a grey t shirt and glasses, Chris exited his BMW and proceeded to the counter to pick up his delicious summer cake.

The cake he bought…

While waiting…I did notice he mangaed to eat all the chocolate cookie samples waiting for the guests. Now all the guests (which was only me and my boys) were feasting on the visual buffet of his butt.

I would’ve taken a pic but SWEET LADY JANE - which you must go to when you’re in LA- is known as a celeb sweet spot to the likes of Mary Kate & Ashley Olson so they have a no pic policy.

Since he never took off his glasses, ate all the samples, and sounded too hip to be square…I’m going to assume Chris was also smoking some Cali Kush that day.

Gay Potter Poster with Penis Message?

Ukmm I just saw this poster on the side of Warner bros Studios in LA and to me… It looks like these two are going to share a lick a dick. Seriously it looks like a porn especially with a caption like “it all ends”

Can’t wait!

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Gay Stoner Says: Smoke Gay Weed

It’s nice to see gay bud nugs showing their pride. It’s gay weed! The best kind. I can only imagine what behavior smoking on this rainbow weed would induce. As Mae West would say, “I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

Double Vision Double Vision

Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing two.
Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing two.

Two Daddies I Never Wanted To See Kiss

And OH NO look at their CAMEL TOE!

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