One, two, three, four, it’s nipples galore. You don’t care… because you’re a whore. (Does galore and whore rhyme? I think so)
Generally speaking, although you might find it hard to believe, I consider myself a man of moderation. For anyone, sexually skilled or not, four nipples are a lot of nipples to tweak while Zac flails around on top of you, hypothetically speaking, of course. Poor newly developing Zac Efron, with his bountiful gift of beauty it seems he was bestowed two too many mammary glands.
I could be wrong, but I think the medical term for this is ‘fourple’. Used in a sentence: Zac Efron is pretty fucking fine but that freaky fourpple situation he’s got going on isn’t doing favors for anyone.
I would suggest the WOW Report for all savvy Gay Stoners. They always keep me abreast of all the most relevant and important news.









