Finally a video that sexualizes men, by a man, who wants to sell some records to men.

I can’t tell if I’m drooling or melting.

Oh what a beautiful morning! I discovered that my one true reality TV crush actually knows who I am!!! Not only that but he Twitter how hysterical my smoke site was. Read below and tell me if he’s trying to seduc sex from me via Twitter….

Oh yeah he TOTES wants to bang me like a drum. He said it “cracks” him up….that’s a butt referrence, I JUST KNOW IT. He wants me to crack his butt open, he’s just saying it in our secret code language. Maybe I should stop eating these Cheez It’s and go to Crunch Gym. NO wait….it’s almost time for The View.

I LOVE YOUR SEA BLUE EYES STEVEN!!!! Marry Me….once it’s legal and stuff.

Via: Steven’s Twitter

The Japanese population can do anything together. Even if that means dancing around naked in a collective group with only synchronized paddles to censors their finger traps and noodles.

It’s kind of cute…..but after a while you start thinking…. perhaps they should audition for America’s Got Talent. They could so get their own Vegas show.

Then I started thinking …Where’s my bong? And these boys seem like they’ve done this before, MINUS the paddles.

And by the time it ended I was thinking….Ok, they really don’t need a paddle THAT BIG. Let’s not lie to ourselves fellas.

For all you chub chassers out there!

Dude, you have got to pack a bowl, unzip your pants, stick your hand down there where it’s all dank and watch BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE like a straight guy. Don’t worry the show’s total homo all over, and they smoke pot in every other scene. Sometimes shirtless!

Pot on TV + Football pads + nudity = Gay Stoner must.

The guy in the picture is….is…. I’d know his name but every time he comes on I just look at his body. He’s the Hot Body character. DUH!

SEE IT ALL HERE!

Last night me and a few drunk buddies, gays, gils, and guys, were having more fun than RuPaul in a wig shop spinning our luck on Chatroulette.com. The night went from innocent to basically us placing hot girls in front of the webcam so guys would actually talk to us. If you don’t bait the hook with some boobies, you’ll never get those hot college guys to take off their shirts.

Wait there’s a twist.

So after we get all the guys to take off their shirts, and our girl is just about to take off hers, we throw THIS gay Terry Richardson photo of two bears kissing in their face. It’s not porn it’s ART for VICE MAGAZINE and Terry Richardson is gifted. Mostly our “partner” would hit Next(F9) while we laughed at their disgust.

In an hour we met a guy in Spain, a college boy in San Diego with great Abs, a sleepover of girls too young to be on it (which we told them, and many, many, small penises in boxers. Lots and lots of small penis.

“NEXT F9! F9!”

Oh Bears & Vikings? Do we want to be ripped apart or raped and pillaged? CLICK THROUGH & choose your own medieval adventure!

France 2 évoque le coming out de Gareth Thomas
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Gareth Thomas (born 25 July 1974 in Sarn near Bridgend) is a Welsh rugby union player who currently plays at fullback, wing or centre for the Cardiff Blues and most recently played as a fullback for Wales. On 26 May 2007, he surpassed Gareth Llewellyn as the most-capped Wales player with his 93rd appearance. A prolific try scorer at international level, Thomas is listed ninth in the world

Gareth Thomas official came out to all of Europe on television! It’s in French but you get it, he sucks cock.

Which brings me to my next point. How does he suck cock with those dagger rat teeth from hell? Now that he’s gay let’s all band together and get him to fix those teeth. I don’t care if he’s British. No excuses. Gay Stoners may eat a lot of sweets but we take care of our teeth and so should Gareth.

We can still make out, just don’t open your mouth too far.

I want to take a road trip up to Oakland, CA and visit the heaven of grow stores. A place where everyone knows what you’re talking about, and you can share wisdom without fear. Complete with the “Grow Squad” iGrow won’t shy away from teaching you tricks of the trade or just pick up your medicinal marijuana license from their on site doctor.

You know, convience for the customers who are wheel chair parents.

Call your mother! I know you don’t usually call her when you’re high, but do it anyways! Call your grandparents too and their entire Bible study group because Dr. Oz is giving the ganja the green light in Esquire!

(Esquire) What are the pros and cons of medical marijuana, as you see it?

Dr. Oz: Any medicine that helps humans, I am supportive of. I’m cautious about medical marijuana because I know that some people will abuse it, but I hate to penalize suffering people just because of a few jerks. For me, it’s more about helping people than breaking laws, and it’s hard to say no to a man who’s dying of cancer. If marijuana makes him feel better, stimulates his appetite, reduces his nausea from chemo, who am I to take it away from him? Or better stated: Why should we let a couple of jerks who abuse marijuana confuse us about our broader need to help people?

I’m not a jerk, Dr. Oz, I’m a jerk off…..BIG DIFFERENCE!

Hold on, I’m was laughing at him and taking a hit so I’m coughing.

Maybe he didn’t have much commercial success with his first song, Faginizer, but JR’s going to be the next Kanye West but this time he’s OUT and proud, telling us all he’s going to kill us fags, because we like his swag. At first I thought this was another one of those homophobic rappers (except when in prison) talking about how to kill all us fags, but then I realized that “The King Of Gay Music” is just a little gay boy with a dream of becoming a pop sensation. He’s got the hook down, but his back up dancers are atrocious for a black gay man. I mean they’re not even twirling, popping, or locking. They just kind of hump the air.

JR may be triple cursed as a gay black rapper wanting to make it in a heavily hetro field, but I’m sure he can suck off Omarion or NeYo or one of those queer R&B butt pirates and get somewhere quickly.

Via: Drunkenstepfather

All the fashion blogs are a buzz with a new hot trend for men…..MANTYHOSE! I know at first you’re thinking what the fuck would I wear those with? I’m gay and even I can’t fit it into my regal of retail! So the designer, E-mancipate, is giving us some ideas on how to bring back the colonial days.

Demand among male shoppers for pantyhose has apparently been soaring over the past five years.
Selfridges in London has now responded with a range designed exclusively for guysized legs.
They come in black, beige and charcoal – but unfortunately not green, a la Errol Flynn – and will cost £70.

I can borrow my fag hag’s for free.

This sign was on my way to Seattle in Washington, and I suddenly realized why they have so many lesbos in the NW region with the leak over spilling into Portland, OR.

So I stumbled upon this article via Sticky (NSFW), and I can’t read French, I can only suck them off, but it looks as if these two were in love. Or JFK had a very serious bromance with Lem Billings detailed in the new French book” Jack and Lem, de David Pitts”.

Anyone care to translate?

Un livre américain raconte la puissante amitié qui a uni JFK et Lem Billings. Un ami obligé de rester dans l’ombre, à cause de son homosexualité, alors même qu’il était omniprésent dans la vie du président.

A new video that surfaced today on the internet shows Michael Jackson hoping out of the LA’s coroner’s van very much alive and people are shitting their pants!

I waked and baked this morning but even some Champagne Sativa can’t make me believe this shit. Why is this the coroner’s van and not the ambulance he was taken to the hospital in? An ambulance I’d believe.

I love drugs as much as the next guy but there’s no one who loved pills more than Michael Jackson, and he as dead as Ace Of Bass in my opinion.

THE BAD NEWS IS…

If you are an American man you are more likely to have cancer in your prostate than any other part of you. It’s also more likely to kill you than any other form of cancer.

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS…

Regular practitioners claim that a prostate orgasm is 400 percent more intense than a regular orgasm and can last for up to five minutes.

I read this arousing article from Vice magazine like five months ago and shared it with only one friend who I thought would find it interesting. Milking your prostate isn’t an article you forward to everyone because you can’t help but imagine what the person is going to do with the information you’re sending them.

I’ve never forgot about it, and I forget everything! Each time I watch Harry Potter it’s a new fucking movie because they’re so damn confusing. You know? So I never forgot this article and that’s why I’m sharing it with my fellow gay stoners.

We actually don’t have to worry about milking our unused prostates…because well, we USE them. But it’s a good conversation to bring up with your straight guys after smoking some really danky shit and freaking their FREAK.

A straight guy in London tries it out while his friend Ben takes photos….which is kind of gay dudes.

Once you get past the initial fear, it actually starts to feel kind of OK. Does that mean I’m gay? Because after 15 minutes I was almost into it.

READ IT, MILK YOURS, AND WRITE IN!

I have no tats because I’m too chicken shit to face that needle, but my other gay stoner pals do. I watched in horror one time while my friend’s entire back was tatted up so he could turn on the boys at the bath house with his new daddy image.

He fainted after two hours, and I swore never to get one right then and there.

So just FYI here’s what the placement of your tats say to you.

Thanks to our straight friends at Tasty Booze.