The Original Joint For Us Online
SUUUUUUCK IT! Look at those DSL’s (Doobie Sucking Lips) Zac Braff’s got. He was smoking a joint at a club to make this chick to his right think he was super cool, and her bitch friend took a pic.
After I saw Zac’s awesomeness artistry called GARDEN STATE, I’ve loved him ever since. He’s more than funny, he’s a writer, a director, a skinny lanky white guy – which you know means he has HUMUNGO dick. He’s everything that’s right with Hollywood, and he smokes the grass!
“No one cares if you smoke a joint!”
Our soon-to-be former governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, appeared on Jay Leno’s The Tonight Show and explained that here in California, it’s sunny, happy, and no one really gives a shit if you get high.
Of course then Leno brought up a recent bill the governor just signed making marijuana possession “like a speeding ticket.”. Yeah for AH-NOLD! Before leaving us with a crappy school system he made sure to make possession of up to an ounce of marijuana in California the equivalent of getting a traffic ticket.
‘In this time of drastic budget cuts, prosecutors, defence attorneys, law enforcement and the courts cannot afford to expend limited resources prosecuting a crime that carries the same punishment as a traffic ticket,’ he insisted.
The California governor added that the recently defeated Prop 19 wasn’t passed not because of the content but because it was written defectively. Yeah, I’m still crying about that.
This is before they beat the shit out of each other!
OMG – reality star turned porn star Steven Daigle who I write about on Gay Stoners has beaten his BF to a bloody pulp outside the Abbey in Weho and got arrested.
OH WAIT…. it gets worse.
The fight broke out after the gays were all worked up from the viewing party going on of The Real Housewives (HA!) and reports say it was instigated by Daigle’s porn star boyfriend,Trent Locke, who he has worked with/fucked in many films. Just look at the bloody sidewalk of carnage the fight left outside The Abbey.
I’m stoned right now so this is REALLY shocking and I’m thinking maybe I should go hold a candle light vigil outside the police station for him. It’s just down the road. Or a fundraiser since it doesn’t look like Stevie has 20K in the bank.
OH WAIT IT GETS EVEN WORSE.
Steven remains in custody on $20,000 bail. His arraignment is scheduled for tomorrow. Locke, meanwhile, is in ICU for observation.
The Sword has the story…
The West Hollywood Sheriff has confimed to The Sword that Steven Daigle was arrested and taken into custody following an incident that left a bloody mess on the streets of WeHo
It was supposed to be a happy night for Daigle, as he and friends had gathered earlier to watch his appearance on the Real Housewives Of Atlanta. According to a source, however, things turned ugly when Daigle’s rumored boyfriend (though now I presume he’s an ex-boyfriend?) and fellow porn star Trent Locke approached Daigle at The Abbey and instigated a fight. My source also tells me that Locke’s “head was cut open,” and that Daigle was quickly taken away by the police. Locke was not arrested.
Check out the police report!
Admitted bisexual star, Tom Hardy, bared his hairy chest in Vancouver, Canada (not Vancouver, WA) while shooting his new film, This Means War. LEt me tell you when I saw Inception – I fell IN LOVE with Tom. Then when I heard he was gay that sunny LA morning I fell OFF my desk chair and onto the ground in convulsions. NO LIE! Every picture I can find of him I add to a colage I pray to every day and before meals.
Funny fatty Ralphie May looks and smells like a stoner. Not a Gay Stoner because we smell like expensive cologne and face products….Ralphie just REEKS of weed. The medicinal marijuana user was detained recently at the Guam airport because someone waked and baked and then tried to get on a plane.
Here is a tip boys – DON’T PET THE DOGS!
“When I got to baggage claim, I actually walked up to the dog. I love dogs and petted Nickey, the beautiful shepherd mix, and she sat down. That indicates to the handler that I had marijuana on me. I didn’t know that, I just thought the dog loved me,” May said. “Then another dog came over and it sat down as well and I petted that dog too. I was thinking these dogs love me, they can tell I’m a dog person.”
Turns out the mutts were more interested in his reefer than his love.
The comedian was briefly detained and released after paying a small fine. - Popsugar
Myspace to Alexis: Does weed attract beauty?
