OK, it’s a stretch on the gay thing but Geroge sucked in bed apparently and loved his battlefield boyfriends with more vigor than he did his wife. We all know that our founding father Geroge Washington wrote the book on marijuana horticulture since used hemp for everything including the first dollar bill printed in America! Early American settlers used cannabis for cloth, rope, sails, paper and much more and at sometimes were even forced to grow it legally. All of Kansas was covered in green money that while World War Two raged in Europe, that’s how recent we’re talking.

But was he gaysies?

According to Daily Kos, maybe.

As for Washington’s sexual preferences, his marriage to Martha was sometimes suspect. Historians joke that he did not marry her for her money, but rather for her stocks, bonds, land and slaves. In a letter to a friend, he complained that there was “not much fire between the sheets.”

George Washington did not lack for female companionship. But his deepest affections may have been for his fellow warriors. His beloved brothers in arms included Lafayette and Alexander Hamilton. Both were married with children, but both excited his strongest comradely devotion.

That the general had no biological children of his own may have been due to a fever early in his life that could have rendered him sterile.

Or maybe not. It’s hard to imagine a gay George Washington in the 1790s. But in the 1990s, things might have been different.

Let them contemplate an image of our first president, fresh from the battlefields and the hemp fields, desperate to marry his fellow winter soldier.

Oh George, throw off you wig, let’s get high by the fire, and then we can accidentally caress each other’s legs while we’re sleeping.