I usually sneak pot in my bonch, you know the place between your hole and pole, a little plastic wrap in a baggie wrapped around your dick and you’re all good. No one’s going to grab your junk.

But ex NBA star and Jazz center, Robert Whaley, tried to shove a bag of weed up his mancave and got caught. Which is weird considering he ran a drug house, and was on probation.

The police report notes that Whaley was storing “several baggies” in the unusual location. As of the article’s publication, he remained in jail.

Hey Whaley, next time try swallowing like a real man!