Dude, you have got to pack a bowl, unzip your pants, stick your hand down there where it’s all dank and watch BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE like a straight guy. Don’t worry the show’s total homo all over, and they smoke pot in every other scene. Sometimes shirtless!

Pot on TV + Football pads + nudity = Gay Stoner must.

The guy in the picture is….is…. I’d know his name but every time he comes on I just look at his body. He’s the Hot Body character. DUH!

SEE IT ALL HERE!

Last night me and a few drunk buddies, gays, gils, and guys, were having more fun than RuPaul in a wig shop spinning our luck on Chatroulette.com. The night went from innocent to basically us placing hot girls in front of the webcam so guys would actually talk to us. If you don’t bait the hook with some boobies, you’ll never get those hot college guys to take off their shirts.

Wait there’s a twist.

So after we get all the guys to take off their shirts, and our girl is just about to take off hers, we throw THIS gay Terry Richardson photo of two bears kissing in their face. It’s not porn it’s ART for VICE MAGAZINE and Terry Richardson is gifted. Mostly our “partner” would hit Next(F9) while we laughed at their disgust.

In an hour we met a guy in Spain, a college boy in San Diego with great Abs, a sleepover of girls too young to be on it (which we told them, and many, many, small penises in boxers. Lots and lots of small penis.

“NEXT F9! F9!”

Oh Bears & Vikings? Do we want to be ripped apart or raped and pillaged? CLICK THROUGH & choose your own medieval adventure!

I usually sneak pot in my bonch, you know the place between your hole and pole, a little plastic wrap in a baggie wrapped around your dick and you’re all good. No one’s going to grab your junk.

But ex NBA star and Jazz center, Robert Whaley, tried to shove a bag of weed up his mancave and got caught. Which is weird considering he ran a drug house, and was on probation.

The police report notes that Whaley was storing “several baggies” in the unusual location. As of the article’s publication, he remained in jail.

Hey Whaley, next time try swallowing like a real man!

CLICK PICS TO ENLARGE STEVEN’S TALENT!

Big Brother’s Steven Daigle was nobody to me until he had a threeway in a bathroom and got ho downed as a cowboy for Channel 1 Films. From reality star to porn protege, it’s here kiddies, Steven’s debut. I don’t know what it’s called but you can buy it online. He gets nailed in a jockstrap on a barrel of hay. Now that’s cashing in on your fifteen minutes of reality fame…..hardcore!

Thanks Dudetube

France 2 évoque le coming out de Gareth Thomas
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Gareth Thomas (born 25 July 1974 in Sarn near Bridgend) is a Welsh rugby union player who currently plays at fullback, wing or centre for the Cardiff Blues and most recently played as a fullback for Wales. On 26 May 2007, he surpassed Gareth Llewellyn as the most-capped Wales player with his 93rd appearance. A prolific try scorer at international level, Thomas is listed ninth in the world

Gareth Thomas official came out to all of Europe on television! It’s in French but you get it, he sucks cock.

Which brings me to my next point. How does he suck cock with those dagger rat teeth from hell? Now that he’s gay let’s all band together and get him to fix those teeth. I don’t care if he’s British. No excuses. Gay Stoners may eat a lot of sweets but we take care of our teeth and so should Gareth.

We can still make out, just don’t open your mouth too far.