I swear TO YOU I’ve gotten baked with a twin, boys and girls, and all have admitted experimenting with their twin. When pressured why it didn’t contimue, they shrug and claim the other sibling wasn’t into it after puberty. If you ever wanted to see two twins get it on your wish has been grated yet again but the Gay Mafia.

This is how I imagine the conversation going down with their mother….

MOM: HEY KIDS WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY AT WORK?

TWINS: WE’LL IT’S THE RECESSION MOM, SO WE JUST JACKED EACH OTHER OFF FOR MORE THAN $1000 BUCKS. We’re making big bucks and you said we were stupid!

Whenever I look at a porn star I think “This person has parents at home, who probably watching FOX News and eating butterscotch candies.”