MY 1st TIME: Ordering Medicinal Mary Over The Phone & It’s On It’s Way
UPDATE: I was staying at a local hotel and the guy came and was unbelievably cool. I didn’t think he’d check my license and all and he’d be super sketchy but HE DID! LIke for REALS! He called the number, verified me, and gave me a delicious pot treat. despite his horrifying tattoos. (I saw a swastika on his fucking ankle). He was no stress, not a weirdo, and very informative. Would I sleep with him if he was my cell mate in jail…..no.
I didn’t know I was suppose to tip so now I feel like a total asshole. Of course you need to tip, he drove me my medicine here when I needed it. So dude I’m sorry but your service rocks, and I haven’t even tasted the goods yet.
I just called the guy who boast only $50 an eigth and free delivery and he’s on his way right now ! Anti-drug ads are making my mind conjure pictures of a loser with a backpack on a bike, but in today’s economy he probably drives a nicer car than I do and makes three figures.
It was scary calling him and even reminded me of making such calls in high school. Ok it sort of felt like talking to a drug dealer I’ll just say it, but he was REALLY friendly so at the very least I can pretend he’s been my dealer for a while.
All I need is a driver’s license and my doctor’s original paperwork, which I carry always and you should too, then poof! He’ll arrive soon…so soon I’ve showered and wearing my best. I don’t want to look like the shabby stoners he’s used to. I’m a GAY STONER, we have different ethics, morals, and codes to bong by. Also what if he’s one of those sleepy eyed hot dealers you crush on?
He won’t be but he could be. Should I be wearing more clothes are less clothes?
So I’m sitting here, smelling lovely, and waiting anxiously for my first delivery doctor.Oh the antici——–pation.
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