2010 February |

Nickelodeon Star Drake Bell’s NUDE PICTURES

See! Stars are just like us….they jack off on their computer too!

Oh my my my how our little Drake Bell has grown up! Judging from his nude pics (NSFW), which could or could not be real, Drake’s Bells aren’t as big as you think they’d be. Let’s all pray it’s a fake for his sake. What do you mean you don’t remember him? He had his own show, Drake & Josh. Look, does it even matter? He’s naked and he’s famous gay stoners!

Bell is commonly associated with his real-life best friend Josh Peck, who co-starred with him in both The Amanda Show, with Amanda Bynes, and Drake & Josh. After beginning his career as a child star in the late 1990s and early 2000s, he appeared on The Amanda Show and became well-known among young audiences for his role on the series Drake & Josh.

23 year old Bell is now trying to survive past his Nickelodeon expiration date, and I’m trying to figure out how to break the news to Amanda Bynes, and my little cousins.

Via: Manhunt Daily

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On February 21, 2010
At 12:50 am
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Marijuana Study Proves Benefits For Idiots In America

The first U.S. clinical trials in more than two decades on the medical benefits of marijuana confirm pot is effective in reducing muscle spasms associated with multiple sclerosis and pain caused by certain neurological injuries or illnesses, according to a report issued Wednesday.

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On February 19, 2010
At 2:14 pm
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MY 1st TIME: Ordering Medicinal Mary Over The Phone & It’s On It’s Way

UPDATE: I was staying at a local hotel and the guy came and was unbelievably cool. I didn’t think he’d check my license and all and he’d be super sketchy but HE DID! LIke for REALS! He called the number, verified me, and gave me a delicious pot treat. despite his horrifying tattoos. (I saw a swastika on his fucking ankle). He was no stress, not a weirdo, and very informative. Would I sleep with him if he was my cell mate in jail…..no.

I didn’t know I was suppose to tip so now I feel like a total asshole. Of course you need to tip, he drove me my medicine here when I needed it. So dude I’m sorry but your service rocks, and I haven’t even tasted the goods yet.

MUST USE!

I just called the guy who boast only $50 an eigth and free delivery and he’s on his way right now ! Anti-drug ads are making my mind conjure pictures of a loser with a backpack on a bike, but in today’s economy he probably drives a nicer car than I do and makes three figures.

It was scary calling him and even reminded me of making such calls in high school. Ok it sort of felt like talking to a drug dealer I’ll just say it, but he was REALLY friendly so at the very least I can pretend he’s been my dealer for a while.

All I need is a driver’s license and my doctor’s original paperwork, which I carry always and you should too, then poof! He’ll arrive soon…so soon I’ve showered and wearing my best. I don’t want to look like the shabby stoners he’s used to. I’m a GAY STONER, we have different ethics, morals, and codes to bong by. Also what if he’s one of those sleepy eyed hot dealers you crush on?

He won’t be but he could be. Should I be wearing more clothes are less clothes?

So I’m sitting here, smelling lovely, and waiting anxiously for my first delivery doctor.Oh the antici——–pation.

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On February 7, 2010
At 2:21 pm
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TWINCEST STIKES AGAIN” DO They Think It’s An Extension Of Themselves?

I swear TO YOU I’ve gotten baked with a twin, boys and girls, and all have admitted experimenting with their twin. When pressured why it didn’t contimue, they shrug and claim the other sibling wasn’t into it after puberty. If you ever wanted to see two twins get it on your wish has been grated yet again but the Gay Mafia.

This is how I imagine the conversation going down with their mother….

MOM: HEY KIDS WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY AT WORK?

TWINS: WE’LL IT’S THE RECESSION MOM, SO WE JUST JACKED EACH OTHER OFF FOR MORE THAN $1000 BUCKS. We’re making big bucks and you said we were stupid!

Whenever I look at a porn star I think “This person has parents at home, who probably watching FOX News and eating butterscotch candies.”

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On February 6, 2010
At 9:22 am
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