I love the Ace Man, and would chose him in a gay orgy over Jimmy Kimmel any day. Listen to his pro stance on marijuana and never have to argue with dumb people about it again.

Ahh my Gay Stoners, we are so close to legalization here in California. So close I can smell the blunt wraps and influx of Benjamins from California’s Green Rush right here from where I sit at my computer….staring out my window at the sunset….stoned.

It’s a happy, and historic day here in Cali so sit back, relax, and enjoy the progress. California voters would rather have bigger cages for chickens and legalized marijuana than gay marriage. So they better fucking give me my medicine. Thanks!

“This historic vote marks the formal beginning of the end of marijuana prohibition in the United States,” said Stephen Gutwillig, California state director of the Drug Policy Alliance. “Making marijuana legal has now entered the public dialogue in a credible way. Decades of wasteful, punitive, racist marijuana policy have taken quite a toll in this country. The Public Safety Committee has demonstrated that serious people take ending marijuana prohibition seriously.”

Now the buzz is self-sustaining, indicating a willingness of America, as a whole, to engage the subject.

“The first time, nearly eight years ago, I attempted to pitch a marijuana-related story to CNN, they literally laughed at me,” remembers Bruce Mirken, a San Francisco–based spokesman for the Marijuana Policy Project. “The person who answered the phone burst out laughing. Now they’re calling us. We’ve been on various broadcasts and cable network shows 21 times this year — at least a couple on CNN. We’ve also been on the Today show, ABC World News, really all over.”

It’s set to techno so we can all bet he’s a sister.

I got lost on Youtube in the Abs section and found this little gem. I thought I was doing pretty good with my 10 pull ups on my butch pull up bar, and two pack but this guy’s A FREAK! He looks like an egg carton because, you know that’s like the only thing he eats. I’m a good gay stoner though, I’m active, no guilt here. I go hiking at Runyon and see other guys with hotter bodies but the only thing I’d change about my body are the numerous hair follicles.

He’s getting a little handsy down there past that egg carton.

Andy Dick was on The Adam Carolla Podcast and totally spilled the seeds on German Singer Nina Hagen being a HUUUUGE stoner. I guess Andy “Love Some” Dick was shooting a PETA campaign with Nina and Pam Anderson recently and said she smoked pot.

“I’ve recently befriended her because I’m in a commercial for PETA…. so I met Nina Hagen during this commercial you know, who’s this … she is ….she is a trip. The other thing about Nina is she doesn’t drink, she does smoke pot.”-Andy Dick

Which means they were high as a kite during the save the animals commercial. Oh like you wouldn’t smoke before that too!?

99 Luft Balloons remember? Now she probably has to gown her own stuff like me so she can afford her medicine.

LISTEN TO ADAM & ANDY HERE!