Gareth now that you’re officially gay you gotta get those teeth fixed! They’re like a BJ deterrent!

“Everyone here tonight is here to celebrate the world changing. . . It’s ok to be a sportsman and it’s ok to be gay.”

If you knew who Gareth Thomas was, you’d be touching yourself right now because he’s the first Rugby player to come out while still playing for England. He used to be married to such a beard so it was a shock! I don’t watch Rugby either but they’re more mo’ friendly so maybe I should. He came out in December and was hailed for his courage, so last night Gareth took it one step further and had a coming out party with his friends and teammates at celeb hangout Movida. Gareth is the patron of LGBT month over there now, so you see coming out can either crush you if you’re John Travolta or it can be the tentpole to your entire persona!

The poppers and sex orgy probably happened at his home later. Oh come on you know it did. All the gays were there except for one, who Gareth invited because he’s still in the closet but NEVER showed. Hmmm….Sounds like someone has a fuck buddy who doesn’t want to play press yet.

“It’s not really about outing people. And, you know, when people have a game or an event, they can’t really go out drinking.”

So what’s your address and I’ll pick up lube?