Oh fuck’ity, fuck, fuck! Where is my new 8th of Sour Diesel? I swear I put it in my trunk. I wrapped it up in something. Fuck, what did I wrap it up in?
I think I maybe hid it under my super urban belt buckle. Nope, not here, just some pubes. Damn, where is my dank kush?
Did I tape the bag to my nipple? Let me check! Not there either. Now I am going to give you an angry look to express my frustration. Do I look mad? This is me sober!
I know where it is. It must be under my ball in my taint’y bonch. Duh, of course it will be there. WTH? Not in my crotch, fuck! Hey, this feels nice. So warm and swelling. It would feel better if I was budded. A cock in the ass is always better after a good toke, hence: Toke & Poke!
I know what I did with my Sour Diesel. I wrapped it in my sweet and ripe jock strap. Where else would it be. Now it’s time to toke and stroll around in my jockstrap. Oh the high life. It’s so wonderful.
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