Top Weed Picks Of 2009

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So many strands so little time, so cut the shake and focus on landing yourself some of these award winning leaves. Personally I thought Sour Diesel was the best of last year, and Grandaddy Purple, but then again…. I grow my own so I’m a biased bitch.


The Best Weed of 2009, based on A+ ratings from MarijuanaReviews! Strawberry Jab, Grand Daddy Black, True Blueberry Kush

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Medicinal Marijuana Bootcamp Is Coming

Ok so they’re not extremely hot, but seeing these two straighties suck on anything that hard and that big will always get a click from Gay Stoners! Their stoner personas are Tang and Chubbs although I can’t tell which is which, and they’re going to test drive all the smoke out there so we don’t have to! I can’t decided which I’d get stoned and seduce, having our knees touch ever so slightly under the coffee table, but I think it’s the one on the right with his big BSL’s (Bong Sucking Lips).

Little tip guys, if you want hits you’re going to have to take yours with your shirts off. Just a thought…I was a producer in a past life so I know these things!

Medical Marijuana Bootcamp will launch on January first and it promises to be like no other show on the net. Oh yeah? Let’s see it!

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History Of California’s Legalization War

I can’t find my stash this morning, I’ll look while you WATCH AND LEARN!

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Christmas Wishes

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Since I can’t have the real thing I want it in duck fuck form.

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California Ganja-preneurs Have Enough Signatures For Legalization Bill

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Scott Herman Is The Ultimate Narcissist But I Don’t Care

There’s no way in hell that Scott Herman made this video clip of his favorite ab song while it zooms in on his crotch over and over….OR DID HE!?

If he did, then congratulations Scott, you’re the ultimate narcissist and I love you for exploiting your ass and V shape torso on the internet. I applaud your courage to show me your crotch in a jock too. Skip the beginning where he talks about working out, and get to the musical montage of NEW SEMI NUDE PHOTOS.

I could watch it again. Scott deserves more than 8,900 hits! He does more crunches than that in a day GAYS!

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Madonna Admits To Being High On Letterman

As if I didn’t love her enough!

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Take Me Out’s Nude Shower Scene With Daniel Sunjata & Frederick Weller

THAT WAS NOT A TYPO THEY ARE NAKED, ON STAGE, AND SHOWERING. SEE!

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I should really start considering cutting back on smoking weed, because for the price of that shitty 8th in NYC I could’ve gone to see Daniel Sunjata & Frederick Weller naked, packing, and taking showers together in Take Me Out.

Ok and then get this in the video, Daniel wrestles him to the floor and kisses him…. all without getting a boner. Now that’s TALENT but why do I think they are wearing cock rings to make thier bats look bigger.

Ok, I’m calming down, serious time now. Let’s see if there’s any other reason to see this play besides on stage nudity! The synopsis reads as follows..

Much of the play is set in the locker room of a professional baseball team, and as such has an all-male cast and explores themes of homophobia, racism, class and masculinity in sport.

Sounds PREACH-CHAY!

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ATTACK! Hottie Scott Herman Won’t Care If We Grab Ass

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Scott “The Hottie Hetro” Herman confesses about ass grabbing gay at 0:55 IN!

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OH REALLY!?

Scott Herman totally READS my website and even commented on my last posting about his nasty looking bedroom on Youtube.

SCOTT HERMAN: hahaha.. I said int he video that it was all Baya’s junk!! So disgusting… i did a video tour of my apartment before I moved out…. it may or may not make it on http://www.youtube.com/ohthehermanity
Thanks for the support!
Later!

Now that being said….there is hope for all of us gay stoners, because in this clip Scott gets his ass grabbed by some relentless fag in Times Square, who thought he was gay and Scott could care less because grabbing his ass is like grabbing a jug of milk from the store. It’s a solid in inanimate object.

PRO: He lets guys grab his asss even after he says no!

CON: He’s so cool with it, that probably means Scott’s really NOT gay.

I have straight guy friends who like show me video of them doing it with their girlfriends….just us alone together, and honestly I get confused. See there are cool straight guys like Scott, but then there are those questioning straight guys.

You know the ones who invite you over to watch porn AND THEN TOUCH THEIR DICKS! Come on we’ve all been there..

Anyways so my “striaght” friend is showing me a video of him pounding his girlfriend and it’s just us, and I’m looking at his dick go in and out of her and thinking…is this normal? I’m totally into it, and I think I’ve got a big enough tent in my pants for us to climb into, but will this backfire?

Usually you wait for the “I’m touching my penis sign” or the straight guy scratches his midrift and you know it’s a go. That’s the secret sign! But with this guy ….we just get high, watch porn starring him or others, and then leave. Sexual tension much?

Maybe next time I’ll just grab his ass as a joke, and see how far it goes. I’m may need like an 8 ball of coke, an ounce of weed, case of vodka, and a blonde wig but I CAN DO THIS! Thanks for the talk Gay Stoners.

It really helped.

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WAKE, BAKE, WATCH: AFV Montages

LETS WATCH A FRIDAY MONTAGE!!

I hated yesterday with a passion so I have big “fuck the world” plans for today and one of those includes watching America’s Funniest Videos montages. Here’s a classic of kids trying to ride bikes.

Ah, I remember… those were the days when me and my Dad got along cuz I wasn’t sleeping with men yet.

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TWINCEST: It’s Real & Ready For Christmas

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Milo and Elijah Peters are 19-year-old identical twins – and bodybuilders! – who have captured the hearts and groins of our customers like very few BelAmi boys in our history.

I know Twincest is real because I know many sets of twins who do it. Probably because they think that person’s dick is their own from another angle so it’s ok, but these two brothers take it all the way for Belami.com.

GOD THIS IS SO WEIRD.

CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE NSFW PICS OF THE ULTIMATE TABOO!

Merry Christmas if you’re into seeing two mirrors get it on. Where are their parents? Please tell me they’re both dead so we don’t have another awkward family Christmas dinner.

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What Would Robin Say About David’s Nude Spread?

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David is really making my Tuesday perk up with his nude spread which I’m sure he framed and gave to girlfriend Robin for Christmas. Minus the Corbin Fisher tags.

Christmas will go something like this-

David: Honey do you like my gay for pay Christmas album I made you?

Robin: It’s just what I always wanted….more questions!

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I’d Work Out With Scott Herman… But I’m Stoned

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Grunt Scott, Grunt! I religiously watch Scott Herman, crunch, and grunt, and sweat his way to a tight body. I hear his tips…I load the bowl…and I watch him while I think “Man I wish I could do that.”

Scott became famous via MTV’S Real World but he wasn’t enough of a slutty nightmare to become a STAR! Now he runs his own website and fills it with these Youtube videos that gay guys like me touch themselves and watch. I mean he does act kind of gay in his most popular video where he tells us how to trim our “groin”. WTF who says groin? And you gotta wonder about a guy who spends all that time at the gym flexing with other dudes.

I did find one flaw in Scott’s perfection.

I might not be able to take off my clothes in public and he may have a perfect body and all, but LOOK AT HIS ROOM! Straight guy alert! Never shoot there again.

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LA District Attorney Wants To Close 200 Pot Dispensaries

Marijuana_Medicine_Bottle_File_webCouncil members last month hammered out some guidelines for the ordinance that included capping the number of dispensaries between 70 and 200. They plan to review the ordinance again today.

The council also opted to allow cash reimbursement at those clinics. Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley has said he will go after pot dispensaries involved in over-the-counter sales.

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Penis Size By State…..I’m Moving To DC

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Those East Coast boys are packing but their weed SUUUUUUCKS!

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Don’t You Hate When You Loose Your Weed In The Trunk

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Oh fuck’ity, fuck, fuck! Where is my new 8th of Sour Diesel? I swear I put it in my trunk. I wrapped it up in something. Fuck, what did I wrap it up in?

I think I maybe hid it under my super urban belt buckle. Nope, not here, just some pubes. Damn, where is my dank kush?

Did I tape the bag to my nipple? Let me check! Not there either. Now I am going to give you an angry look to express my frustration. Do I look mad? This is me sober!

I know where it is. It must be under my ball in my taint’y bonch. Duh, of course it will be there. WTH? Not in my crotch, fuck! Hey, this feels nice. So warm and swelling. It would feel better if I was budded. A cock in the ass is always better after a good toke, hence: Toke & Poke!

I know what I did with my Sour Diesel. I wrapped it in my sweet and ripe jock strap. Where else would it be. Now it’s time to toke and stroll around in my jockstrap. Oh the high life. It’s so wonderful.

You loving my jock strap bulge? What to smoke it? See more of me HERE.

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Monday Funday – Real Sins

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I’ve been stoned all morning off some White Russian Sativa, don’t judge me, but this was the first thing I saw that actually made me laugh out loud.

Via: The Chic Leak

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Marijuana Moms

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“My therapist said, ‘I could lose my license, but I think what would help you more than anything is just smoking a joint.’ I didn’t know how to respond! I said I couldn’t do that — I don’t drink, I’ve never even smoked a cigarette!”

More women are joinging the marijuana movement and I know this is true because they keep asking me to share my stash when I visit! Am I going to have to ditch my bitch and hang out with straight guys now?

In 2005, only 32 percent of polled women told Gallup they approved legalizing pot, but this year 44 percent of them were for it, compared to 45 percent of men. In effect, women have narrowed what had been a 12-point gender gap.

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Marilyn Monroe Loved Pot & The Giggles

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That’s a pretty big “cig” you have there dead Marilyn… it’s like a Gay Stoners wet dream to smoke out with Marilyn and play with her jewelry while she giggles away her high. Some on the net are trying to say this video, which just recently surfaced, is all a smoke screen but she died from popping pills PEOPLE!!

Any gay worth their weight in weed knows that MJ is perfect for those those pill come downs! Right Monroe?

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Straight Ben Cohen’s 2010 Calendar For The Gays

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I haven’t written in forever on the site because…. well I planted a new crop of Gay Stoner Plants, and I’ve been really busy with work and cleaning my G Star bongs out.

More sports athletes should take a note from Ben Cohen, the rugby star from the UK who’s embracing his gay fans like Levi Johnston and release a very PG calendar. How am I suppose to touch myself in my cubicle to THIS?! He has his fucking clothes on!?

In 2008, he honored his gay fans at a special night at a London club. He hopes to make a U.S. visit soon.

As for the 2010 calendar, it costs $25 and is available through his website.

No make up or touch ups on Ben he’s all BEEF STICK, and this is what you’d wake up to in the morning. Sure you’d get some hairs in your mouth- like all the time – but he’s worth it.

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