A dopey 21-year-old Oregon man was arrested after calling 911 to report his pot had been stolen.
Calvin Hoover told dispatchers that someone had broken into his vehicle and stole $400 and nearly an ounce of weed.
Arriving cops busted him for DWI.

It’s better than the cops being called because he was a 21 year old DRUNK man who just hit and killed someone.

I called the front desk of the Dream Hotel in NYC while on a work vay cay cuz the maid stole my medicine. First, I had to smoke it out of an apple leaning out the window and then they take it!? I hop they slip and fall on their own wet floor. You know how far I had to go to get that pot? All the way PAST 106th st and it wasn’t going to happen again.