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Sorry to interrupt your morning wake and bake but I was on Adam 4 Adam just profile shopping and who’s donkey dick do I see? Porn Star Chad Hunt!!!
Sadly, he was only offereing ESCORT SERVICE for $250 bucks. I love you donkey dick Chad, but I’ve seen it shoved into the entire porn population of West Hollywood why would I pay for that?

There’s like nine pages of guys who’ll come over for free, so it’s not the best place to sell your body. I mean his cock is massive and beautiful, all the things you hope for, and when I do see Chad in action I do touch myself, but I never pay. After a while of no takers, I tried to get him over to my house for free, but that Walking Penis asked me to pay so I knew he was playing hard ball tonight.

Uh oh, someone needed to pay some rent.

His poor 10+ cock couldn’t get a buyer in this tough economy, maybe he should try Craigslist?

Marijuana arrests in California are increasing faster than the nationwide rate, and African Americans are being booked for pot-related crimes much more often than whites, a new report says. Marijuana arrests have doubled since 1991,but marijuana use is unchanged.

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Matt Hughes didn’t realize his penis had elephantitis until the tender age of 18 when his friends got a peek at a urinal and they begged him to show it to them. It’s a KNOWN FACT that if a man says he has a huge penis, if he doesn’t show you he’s lying. Like once I was traveling with a co-producer for some TV work and he claimed to have bigger boinker than me so I said prove it, and not a minute later I was insecure and turned on at the same time. That thing flopped out of his pants flaccid, and looked just like my nude colored double headed dildo. But when you see the gift God gave Matt Hughes you will be shocked and filled with envy that you don’t have one of those to come homo to.

Anyways…where was I..oh yes! One Trick Pony Matt Hughes newly found porn career took a turn for the worse better when he went ‘gay for pay’, but Matt claims he is a heterosexual male. Ummmmmm Matt, if you have a dick in your ass and mouth you’re not straight.

“Matt: I get it every week. When my friends found out they were all, “We don’t believe you, we think you’re gay.” That’s their opinion, but I think it’s very small minded. At the end of the day there’s only one person who has to be comfortable with it and that’s me.”

Isn’t Matt’s denial a sign that he ISN’T comfortable with the label of a gay man? It’s not like he’s a florist or a wedding planner, Matt chose a profession where you have to get it up for a dude, everyday.

Attitude Magazine got the interview but I got the highlighted questions you actually care about.

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It’s hilaaaaaaaarious….he’s gayer than me in first grade reciting all the words to The Little Mermaid movie.

A dopey 21-year-old Oregon man was arrested after calling 911 to report his pot had been stolen.
Calvin Hoover told dispatchers that someone had broken into his vehicle and stole $400 and nearly an ounce of weed.
Arriving cops busted him for DWI.

It’s better than the cops being called because he was a 21 year old DRUNK man who just hit and killed someone.

I called the front desk of the Dream Hotel in NYC while on a work vay cay cuz the maid stole my medicine. First, I had to smoke it out of an apple leaning out the window and then they take it!? I hop they slip and fall on their own wet floor. You know how far I had to go to get that pot? All the way PAST 106th st and it wasn’t going to happen again.