YEAH! Who says John can’t get stoned?

And call girls he hasn’t talked to in like a five years, or watch adult swim?

I love John Mayer and his huge cock. That’s what I’ve heard, you know, that’s why Jennifer always goes back to him. he can strum a va-j-j the same way he can strum her G spot.

Stoners love John’s music almost as much as we love Jack Johnson, something about the melancholy tune or the fact that I can sing a long even after hitting the bong, helps too.

I LOVE IT!