Conan just isn’t getting the ratings he deserves. When I’m alone at night and I’m touching myself while I watch late night TV, I always look forward to Conan and some Indica kush to lull me to my magical dreamland of crystal chandeliers and angel boy slaves.

So you can imagine how happy I got when Jaime Foxx confirmed it was his python, and there really is no other name for that BEAST of NATURE, that mezmerized me online. I must see it AGAIN.