YEAH! Who says John can’t get stoned?

And call girls he hasn’t talked to in like a five years, or watch adult swim?

I love John Mayer and his huge cock. That’s what I’ve heard, you know, that’s why Jennifer always goes back to him. he can strum a va-j-j the same way he can strum her G spot.

Stoners love John’s music almost as much as we love Jack Johnson, something about the melancholy tune or the fact that I can sing a long even after hitting the bong, helps too.

I LOVE IT!

I wanted to screw Ronnie ever since I saw him become runner up on Make Me A Supermodel, and hearing him talk about kissing his first boyfriend under the stars is toner storytelling at it’s best. Who knew his 78 year old grandmother would be the hero of his story?

Via: Queerty

Finally we can all enter The Wizarding Hole Of Whorry Potter!

This is a must see, although they’re not really wearing Gryfindor’s signature colors and I don’t remember Ronald Wesley being black but whatever.

It has floating cocks in the preview, and no one, not even Pat Buchanan could resist a magical floating black cock. They’re magically delicious.

Read on….

Put that cock shaped bong and listen, I’m just going to get this out of the way first, you are NOT on the list. The only list you are on is the, “do not take checks” list at your local 7-Eleven. Was that carton of Parliments worth it? Fuck yes. So here is a list from coedmagazine.com. regarding the most successful stoners around.

We need better role models than Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Although I am a huge fucking stoner fan of Scooby-Doo, I’d rather my hazy intellect not be compared to a dogs. Doggy style, that’s another story.

Anyways, it’s time to feel inadequate and under accomplished. Look at what all the other stoners are doing. Have you even washed your balls today? Give em’ a sniff.

Sir Richard Branson

While the ‘Sir’ in front of this guy’s name puts him in some very elite company, it doesn’t automatically get him on this list. What does earn him a spot is the fact that he’s the 236th richest person in the world, founder of the Virgin empire, which encompasses everything from airlines to record stores to cell phones, and made his entire multi-billion dollar fortune from absolutely nothing. Not only does this man smoke weed, he gets high with his 21-year-old son. He has publicly stated that there’s nothing wrong with smoking pot, has petitioned for the legalization of pot, and even said that if it were legal, he’d sell it.

Montel Williams

The talk show prince discovered pot late in life, and for good reason. Back in 1999 he was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, and couldn’t find anything to suppress his symptoms. He tried all sorts of pain killers; none worked, and all had horrible side effects. So he decided to try medical marijuana (same thing as regular marijuana, FYI) and it worked wonders for him! Years later, he is one of MS’s most recognizable faces, one of medical marijuana’s staunchest defenders, and even though he’s baked all the time, still managed to host his own talk show until 2008, when it was unfortunately canceled. Well, at least he’s still got his weed.

See the rest of the list HERE.

UPDATE: Shame on A&E We thought they were smarter than airing a salacious pot-umentary that could’ve been written in the Regan Era, and blamed medicinal marijuana for all of Humboldt’s booming economy problems. Because it was booming with people’s money they didn’t want. Well straight couples moved into my precious gay ghetto of Weho and you don’t see me crying about the rent going up and the neighborhood changing.
Don’t watch this dated viewpoint, which mumbles the benefits of medicinal marijuana under it’s breath, while it scares it’s viewers into believing the drug creates problems for landlords renting to people and big business coming to town.

I was so pissed I WROTE IN AND I NEVER WRITE IN TO NETWORKS!

We all know Intervention’s a big hit for A&E but try demonizing a drug the President agrees is a treat at LEAST!

In their new documentary Intervention: Pot City, USA which airs tonight at 9PM Pacific on A&E they follow the Humboldt County Drug Task Force as they go after over 1000 illegal home grows.

If we want legal marijuana state wide part of the process is weeding out the bad seeds and Mexican drug lords operating in Cali and make it legit by taxing our businesses. Too bad they don’t focus on gang activity just massive grows that damage rental properties.

A lot of people think that Humboldt County in northern California is an American paradise. Small towns in the county like Arcata look like they’ve been plucked right out of a Norman Rockwell painting. But the town has a dirty little secret–law enforcement officials say that over 1,000 homes there may be growing marijuana illegally. Capt. Mark Chapman and the Humboldt County Drug Task Force are determined to take back the town, house by house. Our cameras follow as they make busts and fly over forestlands searching for hidden marijuana groves.

Go A&E, let’s hope they handle the patient and benefits aspect and it’s not just Dog, The Pot Hunter. Oh wait it was WORSE!

Really gay guys kissing doesn’t turn me on but Adam does. Eww his boyfriend leaning in all aggressive like means he’s 100% a BOSSY BOTTOM.

Do me this way Adam, sing to me too, move your leg, other hand, go harder…you know. Like me during sex!

Here are the butt pirates, who look like Gay Stoners to me, kissing for the cameras outside a 7-11. I’m kind of confused though because he’s doing this provocative spread in Details where he’s all over a girl, probably to confuse the American public. Here’s one of the pics, where he’s holding her boob like an ass. You can’t put your finger in a boob ADAM!

Photo Via: Allie Is Wired