Put that cock shaped bong and listen, I’m just going to get this out of the way first, you are NOT on the list. The only list you are on is the, “do not take checks” list at your local 7-Eleven. Was that carton of Parliments worth it? Fuck yes. So here is a list from coedmagazine.com. regarding the most successful stoners around.

We need better role models than Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Although I am a huge fucking stoner fan of Scooby-Doo, I’d rather my hazy intellect not be compared to a dogs. Doggy style, that’s another story.
Anyways, it’s time to feel inadequate and under accomplished. Look at what all the other stoners are doing. Have you even washed your balls today? Give em’ a sniff.

Sir Richard Branson

While the ‘Sir’ in front of this guy’s name puts him in some very elite company, it doesn’t automatically get him on this list. What does earn him a spot is the fact that he’s the 236th richest person in the world, founder of the Virgin empire, which encompasses everything from airlines to record stores to cell phones, and made his entire multi-billion dollar fortune from absolutely nothing. Not only does this man smoke weed, he gets high with his 21-year-old son. He has publicly stated that there’s nothing wrong with smoking pot, has petitioned for the legalization of pot, and even said that if it were legal, he’d sell it.

Montel Williams
The talk show prince discovered pot late in life, and for good reason. Back in 1999 he was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, and couldn’t find anything to suppress his symptoms. He tried all sorts of pain killers; none worked, and all had horrible side effects. So he decided to try medical marijuana (same thing as regular marijuana, FYI) and it worked wonders for him! Years later, he is one of MS’s most recognizable faces, one of medical marijuana’s staunchest defenders, and even though he’s baked all the time, still managed to host his own talk show until 2008, when it was unfortunately canceled. Well, at least he’s still got his weed.
See the rest of the list HERE.