I know of not one bisexual who does not prefer one sex over the other. Kind of like how I prefer Raisin Bran Crunch over Raisin Bran when I’m stoned because it has more sugar and crunch. But if Raisin Bran is on sale for 2.99 just eat it anyways. If it’s there, they’ll take it.
So in honor of Bisexuality Day where on Sep. 23rd everyone has it both ways, I’m going to ask everyone I meet to kiss someone of the same sex today and make SURE they are not the hidden bisexual I’ve been searching for all these years.
Oh and I’m watching Moulin Rouge because that’s kind of a bisexual movie. You never know with that Ewan.
