Damn, I have heard of Latino heat, but this is ridiculous. Looks real seedy there in that small hotel room with two singles…

Should I say Ghetto cuz that’s not really PC anymore so let’s just say this wedding is very URBAN. Urban gays can throw a pretty polyester-blend time , when it comes to parties, but this gay wedding goes in the FAUZ PAUX bin. You’ve heard of living in sin, well this is marrying in sin for gays.

I hope there are edibles at this thing or the cake is filled with hash because I’m going to have to be as high as everyone else at the wedding.

You know these two smoked a dubbie and each other off before they walked down the aisle together.

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Is someone taking photography this semester at the local junior college? Did your parents tell you that you’d have to move out if you didn’t enroll at the JC? This stoner boy is all sexy stoned with his sleepy, bedroom eyes. Hey you low rent Jared Leto, give me a puff of that green kush.

“If I was that way I’d go for Obama. But I’d be in control!”

You know what Andy Cohen’s thinking right now….

“I could be the double stuffed white filling in the middle!”

I’m still up when Andy’s on but he always looks like he just smoked a big dubbie or is waiting for an orgy to start. STOP SMILING Andy for one moment and give me Teddy Ruxpin face.

Tyson proves he was brought here by God to BREED! Men, women why should he be so selfish? In the dark Tyson aren’t we all black?

It’s always fun to watch someone suck it. How sweet. It’s as if you can see the love in their bloodshot eyes growing for one another as they share the same suckle. Grab that gay stoner boy by his hemp necklace and slap him in the face with that hose, get ruff boys!

Love and pot, love and pot, it’s an institute, you can’t compare it. Ask the local gentry and they will say it’s elementary.

Hold on, I’m was laughing at him and taking a hit so I’m coughing.

Maybe he didn’t have much commercial success with his first song, Faginizer, but JR’s going to be the next Kanye West but this time he’s OUT and proud, telling us all he’s going to kill us fags, because we like his swag. At first I thought this was another one of those homophobic rappers (except when in prison) talking about how to kill all us fags, but then I realized that “The King Of Gay Music” is just a little gay boy with a dream of becoming a pop sensation. He’s got the hook down, but his back up dancers are atrocious for a black gay man. I mean they’re not even twirling, popping, or locking. They just kind of hump the air.

JR may be triple cursed as a gay black rapper wanting to make it in a heavily hetro field, but I’m sure he can suck off Omarion or NeYo or one of those queer R&B butt pirates and get somewhere quickly.

Via: Drunkenstepfather

Thanks to Cityrag we can see all of your parents hard earned college dollars at work with this study of Advanced Bong Making. He can really take it!

This is some nasty beasteality going on here.

Dustin Diamond Thinks We’ll Be Shocked They Smoked Pot (Boy Culture)

The Watchman DVD Is Coming & The Sex Scene Is Worth A Revisit (Topless Robot)

What’s Better Than A Man In A Jock Strap? (Ohala)

Legalizing Pot Would Cut Tentacles Of Mexican Drug Lords. Obama Can You Hear Me? (Weedplay)

I’m smoking pot right now because it’s 3:37 and you know it’s time for me to spend time with my two favorite things. Oprah and a bong. But before I can watch Barbra Streisand sing and talk about how she hates fame I had to get it up for this gun hunting for some action.

Click through to see who’s bigger….the gun of the gurth.

Oh wait….one more. Oh yeah!

All the fashion blogs are a buzz with a new hot trend for men…..MANTYHOSE! I know at first you’re thinking what the fuck would I wear those with? I’m gay and even I can’t fit it into my regal of retail! So the designer, E-mancipate, is giving us some ideas on how to bring back the colonial days.

Demand among male shoppers for pantyhose has apparently been soaring over the past five years.
Selfridges in London has now responded with a range designed exclusively for guysized legs.
They come in black, beige and charcoal – but unfortunately not green, a la Errol Flynn – and will cost £70.

I can borrow my fag hag’s for free.

A new vaccine tested in Thailand reduces the risk of HIV infection by %31, giving scientists hope that a vaccine against the epidemic is indeed possible.

Solve this already so we can have a SECOND sexual revolution again.IMagine all the hot orgies we could have if we didn’t have to worry about sex killing us. I grew up with AIDS so I’ve always seen sex as something that could kill me…which led to my aversion to anal and Top title in bed.

(Bong hit)

It’s only a partial vaccine because so far it only vaccinates about 33% of the disease, but just that they are able to inhibit the AIDS virus is amazing. It’s actually a combination of two AIDS vaccines together. Thailand scientist say when they reach the 50% mark they will then start trying to distribute it. Although Magic Johnson probably had it in the 90’s that guy looks fucking amazing.

Go science! Naked concerts and free love is right around the corner.

Hint: He’s a rumored gay stoner too!

I know of not one bisexual who does not prefer one sex over the other. Kind of like how I prefer Raisin Bran Crunch over Raisin Bran when I’m stoned because it has more sugar and crunch. But if Raisin Bran is on sale for 2.99 just eat it anyways. If it’s there, they’ll take it.

So in honor of Bisexuality Day where on Sep. 23rd everyone has it both ways, I’m going to ask everyone I meet to kiss someone of the same sex today and make SURE they are not the hidden bisexual I’ve been searching for all these years.

Oh and I’m watching Moulin Rouge because that’s kind of a bisexual movie. You never know with that Ewan.

It’s such a nice day out to smoke on the moist side of a joint. Careful, don’t let any of that ash get on than smooth, shinny, and non-burning surface that is this stoner boys chest.

Puff, puff, pass!

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I don’t know if these guys are stoned but it’s clear that they are gay and I”m stoned so that works. It;s gay stoner time! Watch as these muscle guys decide that the street is the perfect place to take off their clothes and start making out. Light one up and enjoy the show.

SO RAW!

I feel like he’s getting up to get me breakfast because I can see all his imperfections and freckles. I want some naked French Toast Nick, and I won’t tell the health board if there’s a pube in my syrup.

Thanks to his agency who take snapshots of him and post them online, now I can see all the hairs on his chest like God intended!

Gay twins…..they’re always sooooo confusing. One always turns out to be gay, while the other spends his whole life trying to forget when he was little and he let his brother give him a blow job. NOt Jesse & Joshua though, one’s gay and one’s straight but how can you tell which is which when they both do guys?

For REAL! Ask a set of twins next time. See Twins, Jesse & Joshua, get it on and blow their loads on each other.

OMG I’m dying right now. I just totally stumbled across this when I was researching that old video of Pee Wee Herman telling us not to smoke crack in the 80’s. The really scary one that made you crap your pants during Facts Of Life! Hate that video!

This video is a classic and only 24,000 people have seen it? It’s an unearthed viral video gem and I’m giving it to you…..yes….Pee Wee’s Crack House.

Oh Pee Wee.

I would never fucking order some Pot-uementary over the internet unless it was this one. This actually looks current. Good work guys….

I could stare at this high all day…it’s like you’re perpetually at a bukake party!

Via: OMG Blog

OMG this guy’s FUCKING adorable with his little argyle sweater and comic book. Yeah I read comics when I was young too but I don’t act like I still read them so I can get a modeling gig. The only black hole this guy’s familiar with is one you can’t find in a comic book.

If he is what they say….the rare and exotic gay nerd, he should smoke a joint with me and we’ll play make believe all day.

I don’t want to brag but I could give you a blow job while you work your fingers all over your PS3 and Im totally fine with that Gar Nerd. Just don’t push my face down unless your furry face calls me Magneto while you do it.

Via: Fleshbot

San Diego’s been raided like Hugh Jackman’s towel at the gym. 14 dispensaries were severed with search warrants yesterday YESTERDAY PEOPLE, and Obama said he wouldn’t go after medicinal marijuana. Shutting down all 14 because none are suppose to make a profit. All dispensaries are suppose to be run like a church or in our case “a collective” even though we know churches make huge non-taxable profits these cops are going after the profit angle on the stores, and saying in their best dick voice that their actions are valid.

That’s the problem in these cases, according to the San Diego District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis, who alleges the 14 shops targeted in a four-month undercover investigation were “nothing more than for-profit storefront drug dealing operations run by drug dealers.”

That’s offensive and he’s ignorant to medicinal marijuana’s many benefits. San Diego’s so boring they have to save somebody. And get this…the raids came a day after the San Diego City Council voted to create a citizens task force to study how to better regulate dispensaries.

No one knows how many were arrested and what charges they’ll face…which is totally, NOT COOL!

There’s a guy who’s mission is to close down all 60 saying they’re for profit only and refusing to see how each dispensary gives back to their communities. Get a new mission God Warrior, can’t you just go after the gays like the everybody else!?

San Diego come to us my children….we have your medicine in over 400 dispensaries here in LA County.

Bring me your sick, your weak, an those with no appetite!

Kim doesn’t smoke pot anymore because she probably tried it once in High School and then was tardy for a party and never smoked again.

THIS VIDEO IS GAY STONERS GOLDEN FOR FIVE MAJOR REASONS!!!

1. Kim Zolciak from that Real Houseives Show about menopausal women fighting for the spotlight, gets accosted by a pro-marijuana protester on her way into Bella

2. The protestor…who is my new Hollywood crush, when asked to move replies..

“NO NO, who is she? You all need to learn about marijuana!

3. Kim claims she’s never touched drugs and since she’s raising two kids can’t be associated with it. WTF KIM! Bitch has no idea the medicinal benefits because she’s a an ignorant gold digger. So I’m going to hold onto for when the time comes,that Kim is photographed smoking out of a four foot bong while getting banged by Snoop in the back door.

4. At that point the dude realizes Kim is from that one show, and screams:

“PLEASE GIVE DONATE TO THE CAUSE! GIVE! GIVE!”

5. Our new hero, crazy black pot head, leaves her with this final thought!

“Kim doesn’t want to support some marijuana but she’ll support some Gucci bags. You should’ve been black KIM!”

Via: X 17

I believe! I also believe a lot of faires are sitting amongst me right now in my living room while I write this. But mostly, I believe in fairies because I saw this picture, taken by a British woman in her backyard.

“Looking back,” she says, “I think there was a fungi fairy ring in the garden at the time I took the picture, but I don’t really know what to make of it all. To be honest, I don’t know what it is and I’m keen to listen to anyone’s suggestions. But until someone can tell me otherwise I’m going to go on thinking it’s a fairy.”

This sign was on my way to Seattle in Washington, and I suddenly realized why they have so many lesbos in the NW region with the leak over spilling into Portland, OR.

“Every little choice reflected who we are,” Jim told People. “It was the most beautiful day. Gay marriage is not legal in Illinois but we wanted the day to be a reflection of our love and commitment to each other as well as a statement to other gay couples in Illinois.”

What a stoner thing to say!

Yes Jim Verraros is off the market thanks to his new husband entrepreneur Bill Brennan. Remember JIm from American Idol, he was gay on the show before it was cool to be gay (Adam Lambert), then he went for the gay dancefloor hits post reality fame. Yeah him.

The two poo stabbers tied the knot in a beautiful ceremony at the Oak Brook Hills Resort in Illinois.

They’re adorable together and thank God they don’t have a bad case of the twinsey fags. You know, what I’m talking about ladies, when you date a guy and you start dressing alike and go out looking like incestutious TWINS!

Uh oh! Same same!!! Black V neck t shirt. Same! Same!

This boy is carrying his burning double header around like a dog with a bone. Damn, greedy mouth, suck it from both ends. I guess this solves the problem of what strain to put in your joint, just smoke them both together and stick them in your mouth.

Ugly Gay: Choose me Geroge! Choose me! Kiss me!

George: It’s hard when you take one good chance and it doesn’t work!

Who from the gay community sent the fat ugly gay to propose to George Clooney. GOD DAMNIT! We et one shot at this and now he’s ruined it for all of us. Why didn’t we send some buffed out pretty boy? That’s what he likes!!! Guys like Brad! Instead, this crazy mo proposes during a press conference and strips down to reveal the ugly gay we keep HIDDEN!

After tactfully avoiding a question about his sexuality, Clooney then looked on while a man, announcing he was gay, proceeded to take of his shirt and trousers while declaring his love for the actor and asking him for a kiss. To make matters worse, he had not even seen the film. Clooney’s response? ‘There’s a little ambulance on its way.’” – Rueters

Thanks – Towleroad

Tell me what you think…

So I stumbled upon this article via Sticky (NSFW), and I can’t read French, I can only suck them off, but it looks as if these two were in love. Or JFK had a very serious bromance with Lem Billings detailed in the new French book” Jack and Lem, de David Pitts”.

Anyone care to translate?

Un livre américain raconte la puissante amitié qui a uni JFK et Lem Billings. Un ami obligé de rester dans l’ombre, à cause de son homosexualité, alors même qu’il était omniprésent dans la vie du président.