You know what is not going to impress your gay stoner date? When you pull out your shiny, flesh colored, cock bong. I mean, it’s just too close to pulling out a dildo, except this one your sucking on instead of ramming it up your gay stoner cock hole. I guess pulling out a dildo on a date isn’t a terrible thing, especially if it is filled with dank kush. You are a slutty gay stoner and so am I. Start sucking from the cock bong. Everyone pass around the cock bong and suck on it. No gagging here.

I would say that this cock bong really sums up this site. Cock and pot, hence, I am a gay stoner.