If you ever see Brad Pitt on the street, and you are a gay stoner you better kneelbefore him, rip down his pants and Fruit Of The Loom underwear and suck his cock RIGHT THERE!
This man has done more for the legalization of pot and gay marriage than any of us could hope to do. He’s talking about it all with Bill Mahr who has probably been sucked off by a bro on one of his dark coke nights too.
PRAISE JEBUS that Brad said he quit because he wanted to be more “alert”.
SLASH I can’t get stoned in front of Angie so now I spend my nights pretending I’m pooping when really I’m blowing my pot smokethrough a toilet paper tube with an dryer sheet in my bathroom.”
