THE BAD NEWS IS…

If you are an American man you are more likely to have cancer in your prostate than any other part of you. It’s also more likely to kill you than any other form of cancer.

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS…

Regular practitioners claim that a prostate orgasm is 400 percent more intense than a regular orgasm and can last for up to five minutes.

I read this arousing article from Vice magazine like five months ago and shared it with only one friend who I thought would find it interesting. Milking your prostate isn’t an article you forward to everyone because you can’t help but imagine what the person is going to do with the information you’re sending them.

I’ve never forgot about it, and I forget everything! Each time I watch Harry Potter it’s a new fucking movie because they’re so damn confusing. You know? So I never forgot this article and that’s why I’m sharing it with my fellow gay stoners.

We actually don’t have to worry about milking our unused prostates…because well, we USE them. But it’s a good conversation to bring up with your straight guys after smoking some really danky shit and freaking their FREAK.

A straight guy in London tries it out while his friend Ben takes photos….which is kind of gay dudes.

Once you get past the initial fear, it actually starts to feel kind of OK. Does that mean I’m gay? Because after 15 minutes I was almost into it.

READ IT, MILK YOURS, AND WRITE IN!