Doug Benson.

Comedian, cuddle bear, and celebrity stoner that once got high with Brad Pitt?

Yes it’s true, and I’ve uncovered many other bong banging secrets in my first ev-ah TWITTERVIEW! I used to think Twitter was useless, but after being able to contact and coerce Doug Benson into answering all my gay stoner questions made me want to Twat forev-ah!

GS: R U UP YET?

DB: Yeah, I’m up. Despite being a stoner, I’m an early riser. Early flights, morning radio interviews. I rarely get to sleep in. Boo and hoo.

GS: R U STONED?

DB: I “wake and bake” some days, but today I just “waked.” Which sounds like I went to a funeral. Smoking weed puts the “fun” in “funeral”!

GS: DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GAY STONER & A STRAIGHT?
DB: I don’t think there’s a difference between gay and straight smokers. Pot is an equal opportunity enabler.

GS: WHOSE A CELEBRITY YOU’VE GOTTEN HIGH WITH YOU CAN NAME, AND ONE YOU CAN’T?

GS: DO YOU JACK OFF BEFORE OR AFTER SMOKING POT? WOULD YOU SHOT GUN (take a hit and blow into another’s mouth) WITH HUGH JACKMAN IF HE HAD GOOD WEED?
DB: I jack off before and after smoking. And I smoke before and after jacking off. I’d only shotgun with Hugh jackman if an actual shotgun is involved.

GS: WHAT’S THE GAYEST THING YOU’VE DONE WHILE HIGH?
DB: When I’m in NYC, I get high and go to Broadway musicals, so I guess that’s the gayest thing I’ve done while stoned.

GS: DO YOU PREFER BONGS, JOINTS, PIPES, OR VAPOR WHEN YOU SMOKE?
DB: I like smoking out of my vaporizer, but I also like bongs, pipes, joints, edibles – on the road I mostly smoke out of apples. Most hotels have ‘em sitting around in the lobby. It’s like a basket full of make-it-yurself pipes!

GS: FAV WEED?
DB: I try not to get attached to any particular strain of weed because you don’t know whether or not it will remain available.Like I really enjoyed a strain called Chocolope at last year’s Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam, but I’ve only seen it once or twice since.

GS: NO LOVE LIFE? LAST GF WAS WHEN?
DB: I’m on the road constantly, so it’s not easy to have a relationships. Women want you to be around all the time. They are so girly.

GS: PART OF MJ’S FUNERAL U MOST LOOK FORWARD TO TWAT 2MORROW? WILL U SMOKE WITH US N LA SOON

DB: I’m looking forward to tweeting about all the weirdness at MJ’s memorial. There will be weirdness, right? And I bet some cool things will.happen too. Mariah Carey will sing the shit of “I’ll Be There.” Of course I’d smoke with you guys. If you’re holding. Wink.

After edumacating the world with his myth bashing doc Super High Me proved that smoking pot has NO effect on your mental functions, Doug’s moved on to his movie podcast and Pepsi commercials.

Oh Doug, if only my mother and father had seen your documentary Super High Me maybe they would let me smoke inside.

You can catch Doug in action in LA July 13th, 24th, and don’t forget to download his addictive movie podcast, I LOVE MOVIES.