You know Shia is a total pot head that smokes out with Megan Fox in their 5,000 dollar a night hotel room somewhere in France. Promoting Transformers 2 while puffing on everything but his own dick. Let’s imagine Shia naked with his untrimmed pubic hair lying in his trailer smoking a j while he plays with the few hairs he has on his chest.
He’s touching himself and I’m grinding up more Sugar shack weed, because it’s making him hornier than Courtney Love at a Millionaires club.





