How does he keep his mascara from clumping? What a bitch.

Damn, if smoking lung capacity sized bong rips with this unclearly ethnic smoker boy means my eye lashes with grow like his, light me up bitch. Don’t be stingy with your smoke or I’ll start plucking those pretty little eyes pubes off your dark and bloodshot eyes.

Thanks for getting your eyebrows waxed prior to your pot smoking photo shoot. Any other areas of hair growth that you have trimmed up recently? I will happily examine the quality of craftsmanship in the trimming.

Did you want to shotgun?