Like Oprah and Queen Elizabeth, Tiffany Thessan has a shit ton of stuff to do which is why she won’t be able to make it to the Saved By The Bell Reunion on Jimmy Fallon. Maybe her old class of Bayside HIgh could find her on Facebook instead.

People Magazine got the whole old gang back together so we can smoke pot and read about them in our homes now. Instead of watching them on TV and blowing the pot smoke out of our window through a fabric softner my parents wouldn’t smell it.

Guess who’s missing!

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Does this count as double penetration? Damn, what a total pot slut. Share some for the rest of the children please. please. This is feeling like a pot bukakee party. Control yourself man.

I’m guessing this guy is a total bossy bottom.

Okay, I sorta got total wood watching this preview. Not so safe for work (like you really have a job or something).

Don’t lie to yourself. You are just like every other gay stoner. You want to be gang banged at the local frat house after you and “the guys” take bong rips. You are just as cliche as the mastabatory fantasy that is 70′s guys with massive bulges in their sprayed on blue jeans faded in all the right places. College guys are hot and so are their hairy faced professors. There is nothing wrong with some cliche every now and then. We’re gay and stoned, keep it simple.

“That 70′s Gay Porn Movie”. The movie stars Leo Giamani, Vincent DeSalvo, Xander Scott & Ethan Parker along with some fresh faces and a special appearance by Reese Rideout. This great mix of fraternity hijinks, vintage style and ridiculously hot sex will be out Friday July 31st.

Hey, here’s a good way to trip out with Disney for a few minutes. I SEE TRACERS!!!! I SEE TRACERS!!!

Don’t be a loner stoner. That has so been done. Keep your puffing pals close, assuming they bring some smoke for the salad. It’s hard to manage a pipe and a cocktail at the same time. I also find it difficult to steer my car while smoking. Thanks for the fact that if you have a full bowl of greens, you always seem to have a friend nearby helping you spark it up, or hold the steering wheel.

Pot is a friend maker. Puff, puff, pass.