Like Oprah and Queen Elizabeth, Tiffany Thessan has a shit ton of stuff to do which is why she won’t be able to make it to the Saved By The Bell Reunion on Jimmy Fallon. Maybe her old class of Bayside HIgh could find her on Facebook instead.

People Magazine got the whole old gang back together so we can smoke pot and read about them in our homes now. Instead of watching them on TV and blowing the pot smoke out of our window through a fabric softner my parents wouldn’t smell it.

Guess who’s missing!

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Does this count as double penetration? Damn, what a total pot slut. Share some for the rest of the children please. please. This is feeling like a pot bukakee party. Control yourself man.

I’m guessing this guy is a total bossy bottom.

Okay, I sorta got total wood watching this preview. Not so safe for work (like you really have a job or something).

Don’t lie to yourself. You are just like every other gay stoner. You want to be gang banged at the local frat house after you and “the guys” take bong rips. You are just as cliche as the mastabatory fantasy that is 70’s guys with massive bulges in their sprayed on blue jeans faded in all the right places. College guys are hot and so are their hairy faced professors. There is nothing wrong with some cliche every now and then. We’re gay and stoned, keep it simple.

“That 70’s Gay Porn Movie”. The movie stars Leo Giamani, Vincent DeSalvo, Xander Scott & Ethan Parker along with some fresh faces and a special appearance by Reese Rideout. This great mix of fraternity hijinks, vintage style and ridiculously hot sex will be out Friday July 31st.

Hey, here’s a good way to trip out with Disney for a few minutes. I SEE TRACERS!!!! I SEE TRACERS!!!

Don’t be a loner stoner. That has so been done. Keep your puffing pals close, assuming they bring some smoke for the salad. It’s hard to manage a pipe and a cocktail at the same time. I also find it difficult to steer my car while smoking. Thanks for the fact that if you have a full bowl of greens, you always seem to have a friend nearby helping you spark it up, or hold the steering wheel.

Pot is a friend maker. Puff, puff, pass.

Six minutes!? I’m bored and now I’m blind.

It’s AH-MAH-ZING, allegedly, and you won’t see it again until June 13, 2132. Wow, that’s like a long time away from now.

How does he keep his mascara from clumping? What a bitch.

Damn, if smoking lung capacity sized bong rips with this unclearly ethnic smoker boy means my eye lashes with grow like his, light me up bitch. Don’t be stingy with your smoke or I’ll start plucking those pretty little eyes pubes off your dark and bloodshot eyes.

Thanks for getting your eyebrows waxed prior to your pot smoking photo shoot. Any other areas of hair growth that you have trimmed up recently? I will happily examine the quality of craftsmanship in the trimming.

Did you want to shotgun?

Why does Inside Edition make it seem like she’s shooting heroin? I fucking hate it when the media villanizes Weed and bongs like they’re used to make bombs. The bitch is getting high on dorm room floor not driving drugs over the border! Just like millions of America’s get DRUNK every night. The people who work at Inside Edition probably use thier office supply closet as a grow station!

Hailey Glassman, the home perm house wrecker that’s dating Jon Gosselin ( in case you’re living under a rock) is going to be the BEST babysitting those eight kids have ever seen. She gets high and then takes off her clothes! The National Enquirer dug more pics of Hailey’s Potopia, from during her college years and it looks like she got some OG KUSH!! I’m starting to feel bad for Hailey, you know, like if everything YOU DID in college was plastered on the internet how would you feel?

Oh wait…you have a Facebook.

I’d love to smoke her out and then question her under a grow light about Jon’s manly meat and super sperm.

“Harry Potter” actor Jamie Waylett, who plays Draco Malfoy’s henchman Vincent Crabbe, was sentenced to 120 hours of community service Tuesday for growing marijuana, The Associated Press reports

Well the judge believed he was growing 10 plants of marijuana in his house for personal use and up till this point had been a good citizen.

“I accept that the cultivation of this cannabis was on a small scale, and this was not in any way a commercial venture on your part. Nevertheless, you used a sophisticated growing system to do so.”

It doesn’t really help our pro-stoner movement when loser have grow set ups next to their Playstations. HELL- LER!

Stupid ass Judge doesn’t know one plant can yield up to one pound a marijuana which means even Jamie’s fat ass couldn’t consume all that.

The judge is obviously a Slitherine and is has the dark mark on his arm on his arm.

It was a bit emasculating on last week’s Weeds episode when I saw Nancy’s big tough Mexican Drug Lord naked. I thought he’d be bigger but he looks old with his clothes off and lady like. He raped her on a table two weeks ago and now all of sudden he’s mister lover! She’s marrying him she’s not marrying him. I think it had a lot to do with how unhot he is naked. I mean if you’re into older Mexican dudes go for it.

THE BAD NEWS IS…

If you are an American man you are more likely to have cancer in your prostate than any other part of you. It’s also more likely to kill you than any other form of cancer.

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS…

Regular practitioners claim that a prostate orgasm is 400 percent more intense than a regular orgasm and can last for up to five minutes.

I read this arousing article from Vice magazine like five months ago and shared it with only one friend who I thought would find it interesting. Milking your prostate isn’t an article you forward to everyone because you can’t help but imagine what the person is going to do with the information you’re sending them.

I’ve never forgot about it, and I forget everything! Each time I watch Harry Potter it’s a new fucking movie because they’re so damn confusing. You know? So I never forgot this article and that’s why I’m sharing it with my fellow gay stoners.

We actually don’t have to worry about milking our unused prostates…because well, we USE them. But it’s a good conversation to bring up with your straight guys after smoking some really danky shit and freaking their FREAK.

A straight guy in London tries it out while his friend Ben takes photos….which is kind of gay dudes.

Once you get past the initial fear, it actually starts to feel kind of OK. Does that mean I’m gay? Because after 15 minutes I was almost into it.

READ IT, MILK YOURS, AND WRITE IN!

What do f’ing mean you’ve never seen Bent? You uncultured stoney swine! You have to know about our Queer-cestors and what they went through so you could suck a dick in the bathroom of your local Pinkberry.

RENT BENT!

It was made in 1997 when I was an impressional young boy sitting in a dark theater and bawling my eyes out as Max finds love in a concentration camp.

In this clip Mick jagger makes a very special cameo, ghostly singing “Streets Of Berlin”.

I love this song and I’ve never been able to find the soundtrack anywhere. Any help?

I just stocked up on my medicine at the store because at my pharmacy it’s buy three get one free. Jealous?

Weekly flavors are all indica strands of:

Grandaddy Purple, LA Confiential, Lavender Bubba, and some thuper thweet Afghani Kush!!

Harry Potter was the #1 trending topic to day on Twittter but this twat was the best one.

Jon Gosselin, that dude who had eight kids and then ditched them sure knows how to pick the right rebound chick to do some freaky things with! His beyotch Hailey Glassman is a stoner chick that likes to have her mugshot taken while high. She was caught and arrested for smoking weed on a college parking lot in 2005.

A cop spotted the group “passing a pipe back and forth, which is consistent with marijuana,” Minger tells Us.

Glassman was arrested for possession because she was holding over three grams in two plastic baggies in her handbag plus she couldn’t detox in time for the test. One bag contained one gram, the other, 2 grams.

Rock on girl. Jon this one’s a keeper!

Here’s the first high profile gay endorsing the extremely raunchy Bruno on CNN last night. OUT Magazine’s Aaron Hicklin doesn’t have a problem with Bruno and if you do well, you tight holed queens need to just get that fist out of your ass and breath a bit!!

I loved Bruno, but I did have to spend the rest of the day explaining to my girls that we don’t have poop on the walls after you do it.

Puff & Pass From: Queerty

What does that say on your belt buckle Dirty Jersey? Hold on, let me stare at your crotch for an uncomfortable minute or two and sound it out. K…KR….KR… I need to stare some more I just can’t figure it out. Perhaps you should lift up your shirt just a bit so I can see the bulge buckle better. Cool, thanks. Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.

Cough, cough.

BTW, it’s very gay stoner fabulous to match your lighter to your t-shirt.

Click To SEE The Arabs Shotgun – It’s Homo Hot – Click To SEE The Arabs Shotgun – It’s Homo Hot

Do you fantasies about being kidnaped by Teriorist while they smoke weed spitting in your face and holding out for the hefty ransom? Then I have the video for you!!! Imagine this is your POV (point of view) and you’re burried underground with only these three guys smoking…then they start to shotgun!! Not you…EACH OTHER! That is sooooo GAY!

I bet these dudes totes watch porn together, all three of them. Rubbing themselves, it’s ok if it doesn’t become more than playing. Right? You know all three of these poor guys can’t get a date these days.

It’s not just their awful clothes from Sears, although their clothing is a deterrent stronger than BO (Just Sayin’), The Three Arabteers can’t get any pussy because American girls their age are taught to fear Arabs, not date them. So they just go jump in some bushes after getting high. To them it counts as getting some bush.

Gay rolling papers! Yes Please! Then when I roll a joint I can also tell people this isn’t the only pole I smoke.

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WE INTERRUPT YOUR SATURDAY WAKE & BAKE FOR THIS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Today is the one day of the year that we stoners come together for a common goal….free slurpees.

Don’t forget today while you’re out shopping, waxing, and wake and baking to hit up 7-11 for your free slurpee.

That’s like $1.00 in savings and they come with a free Live Nation game piece where you can win shit!!

You’re going to be there anyways for condoms.

Did you knooowwww:

Slurpee was “invented” when some sodas were put in a freezer to cool them down – and they became all slushy.
Winnipeg, Canada is generally thought to be the Slurpee capital of the world, due to their amazing Slurpee fanaticism.

Slurpee drinks are all served at 28 degrees.

When Slurpee first hit the market, it wasn’t self-serve. The machine was behind the counter and the clerk served the product to you.

At Slurpee, we call it a BrainFreeze. The scientific name for it is Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia. Really.
Sugar is the anti-freezing agent in most Slurpee drinks.

American Slurpee is injected with air. Canadian Slurpee is not.

Every day more than 11.6 million Slurpee drinks are consumed around the world.

In 2004, 7-Eleven created an edible Slurpee straw.

Only one private individual owns a bona fide Slurpee machine. The rest are in 7-Eleven.

Go sit in the corner you naughty, naughty little stoner. You get a cool point for the Pink Floyd T-shirt with the rainbow but you lose a point for the dirty and danky bong. Who’s counting anyways? In fact, I have already lost count. Whatever. Put that banger in your mouth and suck, suck, suck. Swallow it and gag, then repeat.

Gone are the days of Doritos and brownies!

If your high is coming down and you’re smoking out around straight guys you’re just shit out of luck. We’ve all been there..

Im hungry what do you want?

I don’t know what do you want.

I want some gay stoners up in this bitch.

All I’ve ever eaten when I was stoned with straight hotties smokin potties was EYE CANDY.

Notice the sharp cheddar, baguette, overpriced salami!! That’s just how we ROLL.

Happy July 4th gay stoners. Yeah, I know, it was like a week a go or whatever. I’m a stoner, you get your holiday greeting when I think of it. I’m thinking of it now. Happy – oh shit, I forgot again.

This American flag puffer seems to be enjoying his little sparkler. I wonder what his Roman Candle looks like? Do you think it shoots far? Let’s light it up and see. Let’s hope it’s not a dud.

Is Dr. Dre not a big enough gay stoner rapper for you? Smoke and listen to this surely a stoner homo rapper Johnny Dangerous. He is along side some raunchy homo rappers, QBoy and Soce. The track is called “Hotline.” It’s worth the watch. You don’t have any plans today anyway.

It’s hot to see the homo equivalent of straight guy hip-hop videos featuring lip licking latin dudes looking like they are ready for some serious gang banging. In the place of bulging bikinis we have urban boys with bare chests and bulging baskets.

Chorizo is fun sometimes.

Mary Jane is going to be legal by the time we find our way out of this recession. It is many of our state’s key to hundreds of millions of taxable dollars already in their state. Duh!

More than a billion dollars, that could pay 20,000 teachers salaries in California alone.

Bong Hoot

Oh, to be in the islands with shirtless natives and sunglass clad tourists puffing on local strains out of their bamboo bongs. I think he’s smoking out with the one of the resort’s waiters. It’s just so fucking cliche with Buffalo Soldiers playing in the background. I’d still smoke bong rips with this bare chested beach stoner – the native could watch.

This reminds me of a song I love from Disney’s Pocahontas (Pocahomo):

Savages, savages, barely even human
Savages, savages, evil to the core
Their different from us, which means they must be evil
We must sound the drums of war…

Dangers of smoking marijuana!

Careful, don’t get in in your eye you big swallower. Take that big bong waterpop right to your face. That is some serious sucking puffing power. Get that whole load you stoner wad taker.