That’s it guys! I am calling your mother, but first let me get a hit of that monster real quick. Ditching school and smoking weed? Unacceptable! Where is my phone?
Oh I’ve got your mama on the phone now. She says she wants her fucking weed back and you better not be using her bong with the pink base, she just cleaned it. Oh shit, she said she is going to spank your little asses when you get home. I told her not to worry, I will take care of both your asses. Bend over boys, you’ve been naughty.
