For all you muscle queens stoners out there in cyberland reading this.
Those bulging muscles, that chisled face, and he’s the hottest gay stoner under a foot tall that I know of. I hear Barbie’s a total stoner slut Thor, let’s go drive around in her bitching pink corvette. I’ll try on her clothes while you nail her.
Dayyyymn. I am coo coo for coco cock. Sometimes you need some chocolate flavored blunt wraps.
This one is for Chelsea!
OK, it’s a stretch on the gay thing but Geroge sucked in bed apparently and loved his battlefield boyfriends with more vigor than he did his wife. We all know that our founding father Geroge Washington wrote the book on marijuana horticulture since used hemp for everything including the first dollar bill printed in America! Early American settlers used cannabis for cloth, rope, sails, paper and much more and at sometimes were even forced to grow it legally. All of Kansas was covered in green money that while World War Two raged in Europe, that’s how recent we’re talking.
But was he gaysies?
According to Daily Kos, maybe.
As for Washington’s sexual preferences, his marriage to Martha was sometimes suspect. Historians joke that he did not marry her for her money, but rather for her stocks, bonds, land and slaves. In a letter to a friend, he complained that there was “not much fire between the sheets.”
George Washington did not lack for female companionship. But his deepest affections may have been for his fellow warriors. His beloved brothers in arms included Lafayette and Alexander Hamilton. Both were married with children, but both excited his strongest comradely devotion.
That the general had no biological children of his own may have been due to a fever early in his life that could have rendered him sterile.
Or maybe not. It’s hard to imagine a gay George Washington in the 1790s. But in the 1990s, things might have been different.
Let them contemplate an image of our first president, fresh from the battlefields and the hemp fields, desperate to marry his fellow winter soldier.
Oh George, throw off you wig, let’s get high by the fire, and then we can accidentally caress each other’s legs while we’re sleeping.
OMG OMG OMG, I found the holy grail for gay stoners looking to smoke out and smoke pole online in the Gay Dating / Personals Category: Marijuana.
Stop laughing this is for reals, just look at my bin of GOOD GUYS. Hot gay stoners seem to be concentrated in the jungles of Hawaii. Note to self book flight to Hawaii.:
There’s some bad too…
But at least you can browse through all the Marijuana Category over at RequestADate.com
These hillbillies are about as smart and dirty as the dirt they get their stoner buddy to toke. I’m guessing he stopped going to school at 10th grade. Do they have some sort of speech impediment or am I just super budded? I can’t understand a word they are saying.
Not cool is tricking a puffing pal to smoke some dirt, not dirt weed, but straight up dirt. However, what is cool is that they are shirtless, and trashy hot, like in a Deliverance way. Squeal like a pig, squeal like a pig!
You know what’s a shocker about this video? Not a trailer home in sight.
This guy is fuckin’ hot. Really hot. I love the strong, silent, stoner type, and this stoner guy totally has the silent part down.
That’s right. Just sit there with your shirt off and puff, don’t talk, just puff. Shirtless.
The A’s are my new favorite team, as soon as I figure out what sport they play.
This video is super funny and then it sorta goes buzz kill city, and when I mean kill, I mean like for real kill. Like war and shit. You know, because these guys are in a some war, smoking weed. Smoking weed in a war, that’s hot and dangerous. War is not hot but smoking pot is, so this one is a hard call. Hot danger?
Watch and smoke, then repeat.
Congressman Barney Frank (D-Mass.) introduced legislation today to remove criminal penalties for marijuana possession at the federal level. The Personal Use of Marijuana by Responsible Adults Act of 2009 would remove penalties for possession of up to 3.5 ounces of marijuana and the not-for-profit transfer of 1 ounce.
This stoner guy can fit many phallic shaped objects in his mouth. Two is fun, is three a crowd? Not in that big old smoke hole. That’s room for me, my buddy, and my dealer. Maybe he’d take of some off my tab.
Those are some serious lips you have there multi-tasker stoner boy. DSL’s?
SUCH GAY STONERS!
These two internet personalities finally got a good budget and some low rent stars to help them on the way to their own crappy show on Logo. HOORAY-SIES!
Even though these guys are totally dropping Perez Hilton’s name to try and get linked on his website, you can’t help but laugh at LA sterotypes.
Weeee don’t talk like thaaaat.
That’s it guys! I am calling your mother, but first let me get a hit of that monster real quick. Ditching school and smoking weed? Unacceptable! Where is my phone?
Oh I’ve got your mama on the phone now. She says she wants her fucking weed back and you better not be using her bong with the pink base, she just cleaned it. Oh shit, she said she is going to spank your little asses when you get home. I told her not to worry, I will take care of both your asses. Bend over boys, you’ve been naughty.
Stoner white boys are like white bread, I just can’t get enough in my mouth. I love how the starch turns to sweet in my mouth. Yummy white bread. I’m so going to make a peanut butter and sandwich right now. I just need a white boy now. Let me turn on some Coldplay, only white boys listen to that.
Two gay stoner essentials. Some short cut off denim shorts (AKA: Daisy Dukes) and a zig zaggy bong off to the side. Loving the pose, open those legs. Sling much? This guy looks as though he is dressed for some pride festival in the mid-west. I mean a red and plaid flannel shirt with cut off sleeves. Don’t miss that garish necklace that’s braided in pink fabric.
Oh fuck, shaved arm pits. What’s the story with that? Maybe he is a professional swimmer.
If we could just get the Jonas Brothers far enough away from that controlling little mouse that has them living celibate and sober. Fuck that mouse, he’s a total downer, let the boys smoke some weed and use their man parts. If only the Jonas Brothers were gay stoners, then I would have a chance of joining their band of brothers and then we could shower together.
I need more black gay friends, the only one I had left for Arizona one day and never came back, but then again he was fucking crazing. I need some black friends like bitches Nick & bev to hang smoke some shit with. They look like they’re having a good ol’ time even though they’re surrounded by crap. That is not what Gay Stoners.com is about, we’re all about showing the other successful and functioning gay stoners, with some hot guys and news on the side.
Gay black guys make me look butch which is why I need more black friends. I’m getting so gay I’m watching sports just to stare at the players packages, if only for a moment.
One rule when we hang, we do it at my house bitch! You know it.
Was that good
NEXT CALLER!
YouTube is wonderful and so is this Danny and Reece High video I found right before going to bed. They want some purple stuff, then they want some red stuff. I’m confused, in a good way. A really, really good way.
Reece on the right actually has a Freudian slip and admits his inner desires while high, listen closely, and he says…
“I want to suck yo guys dick so hard”
Did he just say that!? Yes he did! REWIND!
Definite swallowers. They’re so wasted they’re gaysted. Look at the way Reece looks at Danny’s discolored tongue. He wants him.
He’s always got sex on his mind because he has pubes on his head.
This guys curlys are making my dick feel straight ironed. Take those shades off and show off those blood shot eyes. Stand proud Cali stoner boy. Fluorescent bongs are always hot, and you are too. A little product in that hair and we could go out in public.
Talk about double penetration!
Power puffer likes to switch hit between the bong and the joints. He is a bit of a glutton. I mean i just love hearing about his big plans for 420 as he gasps for air.
Ever hear of a thing called a throat lozenge, I mean coughing that much is not that hot.
This photo seems wrong, but oh so right. Okay, who’s taking their first semester of photography at the local junior college? He does look rather artsy in this vintage styled black and white puffing picture. Works for me.
I wonder what there is to do in North Texas?
Or if this kid’s even older than 18. You know what they day, “If he’s old enough to toke, he’s old enough to poke”
Naw, I just made that up and I’m not a Chicken Hawk.
It’s a beautiful thing. A bong and a boy. They both share a slim and smooth silhouette just begging to be puffed on. They are so close, and they so often touch lips, and even enter the deepest part of the boy. Look as his nipples gaze down at that gleaming tall boy shooting up from his legs. Don’t you just want to take a big, deep toke off that banger.
Who are you Mystery Bong Boy, who are you. Reveal your face, or just angle the camera down. Either works for me.
Why doesn’t he look at you like he does his new stinky bag of sticky. He doesn’t even love you anymore. He’s just using you for that fat sack. When was the last time he bought a bag of the good green stuff. Why does it always have to be your turn to buy that ounce. Get ride of him. He’s just a user, and his dick isn’t even that big. Everyone is talking about how small it is. I thought I should tell you.
SMOKE A BOWL while i TOKE YO POLE – 36 (HOLLYWOOD)
Date: 2009-06-18, 7:12PM PDT
DO U LIKE 420 + GETTING SUCKED OFF?
Stop by, get lit, get sucked, leave. Dim lights, No talking.
“Hella more fun than hangin in the dorm thas for damn sure.”
Me: 5′10″ 165lbs, white, dl, love to get a buzz off weed and suck a bro’s dick while watching pussy pornos. hollywood. DDF. 18 – 35 only.
U chill widdit? send age/ht/wt/loc/pic
This is trap for questioning straight guys and something tells me this guy hasn’t seen a “dorm room” since Regan started his drug war.
You are not being very nice young stoner boy. Some people don’t want you just spewing out your fill of billowy, white, creamy, smoke all over your face, that would likely only be a straight guy.
Feel free to swallow.
Someone in this photo needs some concealer, and I only see one dude in the photo. Every good gay stoner knows that you must have some good under eye concealer.
Everyone knows how to make an apple pipe right?
Trust me it comes in handy at The W hotel where there’s apples everywhere you look and the windows crack.
Just get a pen, take off the back lid, remove apple stem, and shove a pen halfway down to core. Then take the pen and make a hole where you want to inhale the smoke from. Blow out excess apple chunks. Makin an “L” formation with the pot being loaded in the top as pictured.
This guy IS NOT at the W Hotel because he’s probably not a stylish stoner, but he’s kind of working on me.
Oink, oink yeah pig boy. Stuff that apple pipe in that mouth of yours you dirty pot pig. Kiss the apple, kiss the apple. Keep your eyes closed. Yes! That is the apple. Keeeeeeep your eyes closed, keep sucking. Don’t gag, this shit is some really stiff shit man.
How does one go about becoming an apple?
Premiering in spain with his big bull dick. Not bull dyke, I said bull dick.
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