I swear TO YOU I’ve gotten baked with a twin, boys and girls, and all have admitted experimenting with their twin. When pressured why it didn’t contimue, they shrug and claim the other sibling wasn’t into it after puberty. If you ever wanted to see two twins get it on your wish has been grated yet again but the Gay Mafia.

This is how I imagine the conversation going down with their mother….

MOM: HEY KIDS WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY AT WORK?

TWINS: WE’LL IT’S THE RECESSION MOM, SO WE JUST JACKED EACH OTHER OFF FOR MORE THAN $1000 BUCKS. We’re making big bucks and you said we were stupid!

Whenever I look at a porn star I think “This person has parents at home, who probably watching FOX News and eating butterscotch candies.”

I want to take a road trip up to Oakland, CA and visit the heaven of grow stores. A place where everyone knows what you’re talking about, and you can share wisdom without fear. Complete with the “Grow Squad” iGrow won’t shy away from teaching you tricks of the trade or just pick up your medicinal marijuana license from their on site doctor.

You know, convience for the customers who are wheel chair parents.

Call your mother! I know you don’t usually call her when you’re high, but do it anyways! Call your grandparents too and their entire Bible study group because Dr. Oz is giving the ganja the green light in Esquire!

(Esquire) What are the pros and cons of medical marijuana, as you see it?

Dr. Oz: Any medicine that helps humans, I am supportive of. I’m cautious about medical marijuana because I know that some people will abuse it, but I hate to penalize suffering people just because of a few jerks. For me, it’s more about helping people than breaking laws, and it’s hard to say no to a man who’s dying of cancer. If marijuana makes him feel better, stimulates his appetite, reduces his nausea from chemo, who am I to take it away from him? Or better stated: Why should we let a couple of jerks who abuse marijuana confuse us about our broader need to help people?

I’m not a jerk, Dr. Oz, I’m a jerk off…..BIG DIFFERENCE!

So this is why when I went in to purchase my medicinal marijuana from the store everyone in there was so depressed. Now they have to find another job they can smoke pot on their break during! Doesn’t affect me after next week, I was smart enough to stop fishing and learn how to fish. That’s right Gay Stoners! I grow my own and you should too. It’s so easy a gay stoner could do it.

On Jan. 26, the Los Angeles City Council voted 9-3 to regulate medical marijuana dispensaries. Unfortunately, the brief history of dispensary regulation in L.A. shows that such efforts are futile and will likely lead to more felony prosecutions. According to the ordinance, dispensaries are to be limited to 70 with exceptions for those registered properly and currently in operation.

Gareth now that you’re officially gay you gotta get those teeth fixed! They’re like a BJ deterrent!

“Everyone here tonight is here to celebrate the world changing. . . It’s ok to be a sportsman and it’s ok to be gay.”

If you knew who Gareth Thomas was, you’d be touching yourself right now because he’s the first Rugby player to come out while still playing for England. He used to be married to such a beard so it was a shock! I don’t watch Rugby either but they’re more mo’ friendly so maybe I should. He came out in December and was hailed for his courage, so last night Gareth took it one step further and had a coming out party with his friends and teammates at celeb hangout Movida. Gareth is the patron of LGBT month over there now, so you see coming out can either crush you if you’re John Travolta or it can be the tentpole to your entire persona!

The poppers and sex orgy probably happened at his home later. Oh come on you know it did. All the gays were there except for one, who Gareth invited because he’s still in the closet but NEVER showed. Hmmm….Sounds like someone has a fuck buddy who doesn’t want to play press yet.

“It’s not really about outing people. And, you know, when people have a game or an event, they can’t really go out drinking.”

So what’s your address and I’ll pick up lube?

The Los Angeles City Council on Tuesday tentatively approved an ordinance to close most of the city’s medical marijuana dispensaries, winding down months of debate on how to limit the rapid spread of such clinics.

The ordinance, if passed next week by a simple majority of the 15-member council, would cap the number of dispensaries at 70 and require them to be at least 1,000 feet from “sensitive uses” – schools, parks and other public gathering spots.

That is a gay ass if I’ve ever seen one. Straight men can’t stick out their asses like that, you have to delocate your hip. It takes a true Mo’ to really understand the arch and Scott looks like he’s done this position before at a bukake party! The arch is fully complete when someone is grabbing your hair from the back, right? That’s the gay arch, and Scott Herman’s got it down, don’t open your mouth though….it’s TOO much. The Real World Brooklyn star has found a way to keep us coming back for more, but notice he never shows us the Full Monty because it’s probably not as impressive as his hairless ass.

BUTT, I could look at his body all day. I used to have a flat ass myself, even with the gay arch, until I discovered Scott Herman’s homoerotic workout videos which I now do in my living room. You can’t eat Scott’s ass (or could you?) but you can get an arch like Scott!

What gym is he working out at, because I’m sure to run into him in the steam room for some stolen glances and towel tents!

I love the Ace Man, and would chose him in a gay orgy over Jimmy Kimmel any day. Listen to his pro stance on marijuana and never have to argue with dumb people about it again.

Ahh my Gay Stoners, we are so close to legalization here in California. So close I can smell the blunt wraps and influx of Benjamins from California’s Green Rush right here from where I sit at my computer….staring out my window at the sunset….stoned.

It’s a happy, and historic day here in Cali so sit back, relax, and enjoy the progress. California voters would rather have bigger cages for chickens and legalized marijuana than gay marriage. So they better fucking give me my medicine. Thanks!

“This historic vote marks the formal beginning of the end of marijuana prohibition in the United States,” said Stephen Gutwillig, California state director of the Drug Policy Alliance. “Making marijuana legal has now entered the public dialogue in a credible way. Decades of wasteful, punitive, racist marijuana policy have taken quite a toll in this country. The Public Safety Committee has demonstrated that serious people take ending marijuana prohibition seriously.”

Now the buzz is self-sustaining, indicating a willingness of America, as a whole, to engage the subject.

“The first time, nearly eight years ago, I attempted to pitch a marijuana-related story to CNN, they literally laughed at me,” remembers Bruce Mirken, a San Francisco–based spokesman for the Marijuana Policy Project. “The person who answered the phone burst out laughing. Now they’re calling us. We’ve been on various broadcasts and cable network shows 21 times this year — at least a couple on CNN. We’ve also been on the Today show, ABC World News, really all over.”

TURNED ON HERE

THEN I CLICK THROUGH AND THERE’S A BUNCH OF BITCHES IN MY PORN, WATCHING!

MORE OVER BITCHES I CAN’T SEE! What are you even doing here anyways, he obviously likes dick! Noooo excuse ME!

Click through to be TURNED ON & WEIRDED OUT

It’s set to techno so we can all bet he’s a sister.

I got lost on Youtube in the Abs section and found this little gem. I thought I was doing pretty good with my 10 pull ups on my butch pull up bar, and two pack but this guy’s A FREAK! He looks like an egg carton because, you know that’s like the only thing he eats. I’m a good gay stoner though, I’m active, no guilt here. I go hiking at Runyon and see other guys with hotter bodies but the only thing I’d change about my body are the numerous hair follicles.

He’s getting a little handsy down there past that egg carton.

Andy Dick was on The Adam Carolla Podcast and totally spilled the seeds on German Singer Nina Hagen being a HUUUUGE stoner. I guess Andy “Love Some” Dick was shooting a PETA campaign with Nina and Pam Anderson recently and said she smoked pot.

“I’ve recently befriended her because I’m in a commercial for PETA…. so I met Nina Hagen during this commercial you know, who’s this … she is ….she is a trip. The other thing about Nina is she doesn’t drink, she does smoke pot.”-Andy Dick

Which means they were high as a kite during the save the animals commercial. Oh like you wouldn’t smoke before that too!?

99 Luft Balloons remember? Now she probably has to gown her own stuff like me so she can afford her medicine.

LISTEN TO ADAM & ANDY HERE!

So many strands so little time, so cut the shake and focus on landing yourself some of these award winning leaves. Personally I thought Sour Diesel was the best of last year, and Grandaddy Purple, but then again…. I grow my own so I’m a biased bitch.

The Best Weed of 2009, based on A+ ratings from MarijuanaReviews! Strawberry Jab, Grand Daddy Black, True Blueberry Kush

Ok so they’re not extremely hot, but seeing these two straighties suck on anything that hard and that big will always get a click from Gay Stoners! Their stoner personas are Tang and Chubbs although I can’t tell which is which, and they’re going to test drive all the smoke out there so we don’t have to! I can’t decided which I’d get stoned and seduce, having our knees touch ever so slightly under the coffee table, but I think it’s the one on the right with his big BSL’s (Bong Sucking Lips).

Little tip guys, if you want hits you’re going to have to take yours with your shirts off. Just a thought…I was a producer in a past life so I know these things!

Medical Marijuana Bootcamp will launch on January first and it promises to be like no other show on the net. Oh yeah? Let’s see it!

I can’t find my stash this morning, I’ll look while you WATCH AND LEARN!

Since I can’t have the real thing I want it in duck fuck form.

SAN FRANCISCO — A group campaigning to put a marijuana legalization measure before California voters said Monday it has more than 650,000 signatures to qualify for the 2010 ballot.

The proposal would legalize possession of up to one ounce of marijuana for adults 21 and older. Residents could cultivate marijuana gardens up to 25 square feet. City and county governments would determine whether to permit and tax marijuana sales within their boundaries.

Go go gadget GANJA!

There’s no way in hell that Scott Herman made this video clip of his favorite ab song while it zooms in on his crotch over and over….OR DID HE!?

If he did, then congratulations Scott, you’re the ultimate narcissist and I love you for exploiting your ass and V shape torso on the internet. I applaud your courage to show me your crotch in a jock too. Skip the beginning where he talks about working out, and get to the musical montage of NEW SEMI NUDE PHOTOS.

I could watch it again. Scott deserves more than 8,900 hits! He does more crunches than that in a day GAYS!

As if I didn’t love her enough!

THAT WAS NOT A TYPO THEY ARE NAKED, ON STAGE, AND SHOWERING. SEE!

I should really start considering cutting back on smoking weed, because for the price of that shitty 8th in NYC I could’ve gone to see Daniel Sunjata & Frederick Weller naked, packing, and taking showers together in Take Me Out.

Ok and then get this in the video, Daniel wrestles him to the floor and kisses him…. all without getting a boner. Now that’s TALENT but why do I think they are wearing cock rings to make thier bats look bigger.

Ok, I’m calming down, serious time now. Let’s see if there’s any other reason to see this play besides on stage nudity! The synopsis reads as follows..

Much of the play is set in the locker room of a professional baseball team, and as such has an all-male cast and explores themes of homophobia, racism, class and masculinity in sport.

Sounds PREACH-CHAY!

Scott “The Hottie Hetro” Herman confesses about ass grabbing gay at 0:55 IN!

OH REALLY!?

Scott Herman totally READS my website and even commented on my last posting about his nasty looking bedroom on Youtube.

SCOTT HERMAN: hahaha.. I said int he video that it was all Baya’s junk!! So disgusting… i did a video tour of my apartment before I moved out…. it may or may not make it on http://www.youtube.com/ohthehermanity
Thanks for the support!
Later!

Now that being said….there is hope for all of us gay stoners, because in this clip Scott gets his ass grabbed by some relentless fag in Times Square, who thought he was gay and Scott could care less because grabbing his ass is like grabbing a jug of milk from the store. It’s a solid in inanimate object.

PRO: He lets guys grab his asss even after he says no!

CON: He’s so cool with it, that probably means Scott’s really NOT gay.

I have straight guy friends who like show me video of them doing it with their girlfriends….just us alone together, and honestly I get confused. See there are cool straight guys like Scott, but then there are those questioning straight guys.

You know the ones who invite you over to watch porn AND THEN TOUCH THEIR DICKS! Come on we’ve all been there..

Anyways so my “striaght” friend is showing me a video of him pounding his girlfriend and it’s just us, and I’m looking at his dick go in and out of her and thinking…is this normal? I’m totally into it, and I think I’ve got a big enough tent in my pants for us to climb into, but will this backfire?

Usually you wait for the “I’m touching my penis sign” or the straight guy scratches his midrift and you know it’s a go. That’s the secret sign! But with this guy ….we just get high, watch porn starring him or others, and then leave. Sexual tension much?

Maybe next time I’ll just grab his ass as a joke, and see how far it goes. I’m may need like an 8 ball of coke, an ounce of weed, case of vodka, and a blonde wig but I CAN DO THIS! Thanks for the talk Gay Stoners.

It really helped.

LETS WATCH A FRIDAY MONTAGE!!

I hated yesterday with a passion so I have big “fuck the world” plans for today and one of those includes watching America’s Funniest Videos montages. Here’s a classic of kids trying to ride bikes.

Ah, I remember… those were the days when me and my Dad got along cuz I wasn’t sleeping with men yet.

Milo and Elijah Peters are 19-year-old identical twins – and bodybuilders! – who have captured the hearts and groins of our customers like very few BelAmi boys in our history.

I know Twincest is real because I know many sets of twins who do it. Probably because they think that person’s dick is their own from another angle so it’s ok, but these two brothers take it all the way for Belami.com.

GOD THIS IS SO WEIRD.

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Merry Christmas if you’re into seeing two mirrors get it on. Where are their parents? Please tell me they’re both dead so we don’t have another awkward family Christmas dinner.

David is really making my Tuesday perk up with his nude spread which I’m sure he framed and gave to girlfriend Robin for Christmas. Minus the Corbin Fisher tags.

Christmas will go something like this-

David: Honey do you like my gay for pay Christmas album I made you?

Robin: It’s just what I always wanted….more questions!